Drama Tampon

Adjective.

A person that creates and gravitates towards so much drama that they seem to be absorbing it in a manner that resembles a feminine product designed to soak up the byproduct of the female menstrual cycle.

See: dramadrama queen

Have you seen Kanye West's latest Twitter feuds? That guy is a drama tampon.

by Come on Fwqwhgads September 8, 2016

dirty tampon

An alternative to a wet Willy whereby you stick your bloody fingertip in someone's ear.

Dude, that's so nasty. You cut your finger on a rusty nail and gave me a dirty tampon.

by NormstableJunction April 5, 2017

Disco Ball Tampon

The act of Hub City Stomping so hard that you crack a Disco Ball with your head and use a random tampon for your face gash.

Travis Nelson rocked it so hard at that show that he needed a Disco Ball Tampon!

by ThaDuke February 2, 2021

Tampoon Da Peep

The blind leading the blind when a Tampon is stuck in your eye.

Dat ho is showing the new girl how to catch a trick. Tampoon Da Peep

by BalamsAss August 10, 2004