Taking the browns to the bowl game

Crapping or taking a dump. Since the Cleveland Browns have never gotten to the superbowl it is unlikely that people will confuse this with anything actually football related.

Dude1: Where you going?
Dude2: I'm taking the browns to the bowl game.
Dude1: Good luck, go for the 2 point conversion.

by Handballs April 12, 2009

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl

An alternate phrase for a bowel movement.

Gary: I need to take the Browns to the Super Bowl and I think it's going to be a long season.

George: Well I should say so. You've eaten nothing but cheeseburgers for the last week.

by jspringston July 7, 2008

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl

Poop. Shit. Crap. Deficate.
See Free Mandela.

Damnit guys. The turtle is poking his head out. I've got run home to take the Browns tot eh Super Bowl.

by Jeff February 16, 2005

take the brown bin out

To go for a dump. Drop the kids off at the pool. Light a bum cigar. To lay a brown egg

“I’ll be back in a minute babe, I’m just going to take the brown bin out. And I’ll wash my hands when I’m done”

by TheAntiDote2019 December 17, 2021

Take the browns to the super bowl

Taken a shit

Hold on I'll be back in a min got to take the browns to the super bowl

by JOKER024 March 6, 2011

Gotta Take The Browns To The SuperBowl

Gotta take a shit

Hold on a sec I gotta take the browns to the superbowl

by YouNeverEverWantToBeThatGuy March 7, 2019

take my browns to the super bowl

Having a heavy, stinky, and urgent bowel movement.

I need to get to the john and fast! I've got to take my browns to the super bowl!!!

by Genuine Nerd September 13, 2011