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Swearing child

by zoey.innit._ June 6, 2021
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swearing

The process in which an individual becomes fluent in a tabooed part of the English language (around middle school) to such an extent that they are able to fabricate prose of such animosity that it would make your Language Arts teachers tits fall off.
6th Grade: Go to hell son.
(manifestation of swearing occurs)
High School: Shut the fuck up you kinky, funky ass bitch you are a fucking fuck i'll fuck the shit out yo nigga nigga please i best fuck yo coon ass spic ass sandy nigga ass while i give you a fuckin screaming seagle
by WillDaBeast:) November 16, 2011
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Swearing

Hayd3n does this a lot. It's a bunch of bad words that we shouldn't say.
Oh no... He's swearing again
by Person_A123 September 1, 2019
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Random swearing

Where you're desperate to swear, but can't form the words, and so use the first thing that pops into your head.
"Pobum" - when trying to say "Fuck you."

"Spatula Corsa" when trying to say "You fucking twat, you just cut me up in your shitty little Corsa."

"Trolley cunt beer mug" when trying to say "Oh Christ, Tekken is hard!"

To all of these, anyone listening might respond: "Wow, that's some completely random swearing!"
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swearing is caring

Dude 1: Hey dude you should like give me that man, swearing is caring.
Dude 2: Wtf does that even mean?
by TheChainer August 1, 2016
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Law Of Swearing

Never should you ever use actual swear words or replacement ones in the same sentence or sentence following shortly after. It is uncalled for and inexcusable. This should be an actual law.
"What the Fudge!? Fuck you, man!" The Law of Swearing being broken. NO NO.
by TheCrazyMadHatter January 25, 2017
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No Fuckin Swearing

No I don't fucking swear, no I don't use weapons, and I shoot anyone who does!
by Steaver370 May 8, 2004
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