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suppression

-n 1. an overly complicated, overly-syllabled example of public safety radio jargon 2. a way of attempting to sound smart and savvy when referring to the fire department or firefighters 3. one of the best reasons yet to return to 10-codes
Dude, you got the radio, call for suppression to assist us with suppressing this patient.
by frateshaykr October 19, 2008
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Morale Suppression Team

(or Morale Suppression Squad) A group of individuals who can manage to take the joy out of just about everything. (See buzz kill). These folks are miserable bastards and tend to hang out together because of their dysfunctional home or personal life.

Since they are miserable bastards The Morale Suppression Team thinks you should be as well. They are the folks who remind you that whatever you are doing and no matter how much fun you may be having, whatever it may be is against the rules or rude or whatever. No matter how stupid their objection may be they insist on sucking the life out of any room with their constant sniping, bitching and nit picking. Also See Mother In Law ,Jerry Falwelland Dr Phil

They are managers who schedule team meetings... on Friday...at 400 PM. They are Elementary school hall monitors. They are Nuns with metal rulers. They are Resident Assistants in college. They are Parking Enforcement cops who write tickets for parking 3 minutes before the free parking period begins. They are Airline Ticket agent who charge you $75 for being 1 pound over weight. They work in restaurants and refuse to items on the breakfast menu at 9:47. They are Republicans..They are the Morale Suppression Team and more than likely you know one or two or three...maybe you are one.
Oh shit, put away that blunt the Morale Suppression Team is coming!

Hey what happened to my sandwich dude...I wasn't finished!
Sorry dude the Morale Suppression Team came by and said there was no eating in the study area.
by KungFu Donut February 7, 2008
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Suppressor

The proper term for a silencer, a cylindrical or occasionally rectangular device that attaches to the end of a firearm or is sometimes built into it, to "suppress", or reduce the sound signature of the muzzle blast, thus making the weapon significantly quieter. Requires subsonic ammunition for proper sound reduction. The device itself consists of a tube that attaches to the weapon, usually by threads or a fast-attach device and has any number of designs of baffles, ballistic wipes or mesh to trap and disperse the hot expanding gas, so that it is at a much lower pressure when it leaves the unit, which reduces noise signature and flash. Often, water, lithium grease or coolant are added to "wet" suppressors, to make quieter by further cooling the gases. Revolvers can't be suppressed, but many semi-automatic handguns and most rifles can, with the proper barrels, tuning and ammunition.

Common tool for special operations personnel and assassins for covert elimination of enemies or targets, government agents and SWAT teams for raids, hunters in Europe for noise control and American ranchers and civilian hobbyists who pay a $200 BATFE tax stamp. Popular with more sophisticated criminals as well, who obtain or produce them illegally.
"Okay, with my USP 9mm Compact, custom titanium suppressor and subsonic hollowpoints, the loudest noise these terrorist fucks are gonna hear is a pop, the slide cycling, the round slamming into the hostile's skull and his body hitting the floor. Works for me..." (Jack Bauer kicks the door kicks in, terrorist's head blows out, body hits the ground and craps its pants)

Suppressed .22s, the world's finest pest elimination tool, are so damn quiet that you practically can't hear them, so that nobody around you will know what happened when I shoot you with it and you suddenly fall dead. Food for thought.

Suppressed automatic weapons are some of the most fun that you will ever have with your pants up. Highly recommended, especially for terrified, reality-avoiding liberals who think that everything down to sharp pencils and cocks over 5 inches should be banned. "Oh Jesus, this is so much fun! Quick, somebody call the politicians to pass more laws to save me from myself, before I start thinking for myself again!"
by Mushroom Cloud Dropper December 13, 2009
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Suppressor

To put silence to and/or bring to an end
Johnny Lovin was suppressed by Jimmy Jerkin's suppressed gun
by Yohanson Glichen March 25, 2003
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suppresstron

A person who suppress another individual for their personal benefit. While they state in public that you should not suppress anyone for their views
Person X runs for a public office, person T knows that person X is feeding people a bunch of bullshit to get what/where they want. Person T is being threatened with repruccsions by person X from stating their view as it would hinder them, inturn making them a suppresstron.
by anti-suppresstron August 27, 2009
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Shit Suppressor

Placing toilet paper in a toilet to make your poop silent.
Someone was in the stall next to me, so I had to use a shit suppressor.
by powerbolt May 12, 2016
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suppress

sup·press
səˈpres/Submit
verb
forcibly put an end to.
The touchscreen banners are LAME. It looks like freeware with ad banners to click through them!
Please suppress them!
by FumblesBB May 2, 2017
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