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Soupstring

The act of inserting a teabag attached to very long string into someone’s asshole until it reaches their stomach, then slowly pulling out the teabag, which will have absorbed a lot of the person’s inner colon and will have a foul grey-ish yellow texture similar to your mother’s homemade soup or grits.
JESUS CHRIST THAT’S WHAT A SOUPSTRING IS?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU????”
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Soulstring

An individual "string" that starts that the top of a person's scull and travels to their tail bone.
God, don't pluck my soulstring!
by Joy Rain July 31, 2023
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The complete toolkit of a baseline, un-augmented human civilization, operating entirely within the limits of classical physics and pre-singularity understanding. This is everything we have now or can plausibly achieve without self-improving AI or intelligence amplification: fossil fuels, fission power, chemical rockets, classical computing, biotechnology as we know it, and materials science based on atomic-scale manipulation. It's the technology of a species that is still the master of its tools, not the other way around. Powerful, but bounded by human cognitive speed and biological lifespans.
Subsingularity/Modosophont (S0) Technologies *Example: Everything from a steam engine to the Large Hadron Collider, the Hubble Space Telescope, a CRISPR gene-editing kit, and the International Space Station are S0 Technologies. They are the pinnacle of what a civilization can build when its smartest minds are unaugmented humans working over decades, using tools that don't fundamentally redesign their own inventors.*
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026
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