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chris sturniolo

the reason my standards are extremely high, the funniest person ever with the best laugh and an amazing smile
my friend: "Why don't you date people?"
me: "Chris Sturniolo exists."
by sturniolo watcher April 27, 2023
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Matt Sturniolo

Omg matt sturniolo is sooooo hot
by mattsturniolosgf April 25, 2022
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Nicolas Sturniolo

Most amazing and kind caring human out there, he cares for others and loves his brothers.
by Siennaisthebest August 16, 2022
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Matt Sturniolo

Hot ... that's it he just really fucking hot so is Chris but like Matt is a little bit hotter.
Friend 1: Chris is so fine he's my favorite Sturniolo triplets
Friend 2: get out of my house Matt sturniolo is way hotter
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Matt Sturniolo

Omg matt sturniolo is sooooo hot
by mattsturniolosgf April 25, 2022
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matthew sturniolo

matthew sturniolo is a good reason to live. a reason to smile. i reason to be happy.
by Uwugirl191935 April 17, 2023
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Christopher Sturniolo

Christopher Sturniolo is charming, funny, handsome, and just overall a kind soul. He's a very loving and caring person.
person 1: Man, I wish girls would want me.

person 2: no one can get any girls because Christopher Sturniolo exists!
by roskvlls June 16, 2023
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