If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk

The saying "If you wanna bite the stork's ankle, you gotta edge the mollusk" metaphorically conveys the idea that in order to achieve a difficult or desired outcome, one must be willing to undertake unconventional or challenging actions. The stork's ankle represents a valuable and elusive target, while the mollusk symbolizes a barrier or obstacle that must be overcome. Edging the mollusk implies a careful and deliberate approach, taking small, precise steps to navigate around or overcome the obstacle. Therefore, the saying suggests that to achieve something significant, one must be willing to embrace unconventional methods and patiently work through challenges.

Person: You know what they say?
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”

by The BrGr February 9, 2024

Shark whisperer's

Phillipino people are Shark whisperer's. When you live on an island in the middle of shark infested waters, you must be able to practically sleep with sharks to stay alive. These people have survived for centuries upon centuries based on this skill alone.

In the Phillipines, people are fored to be Shark whisperer's to survive living in the middle of shark infested waters.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

devil's stare

An occurrence which happens during a spit roasting encounter. During said event the two participants which are face fucking and humping the middle participant accidentally make eye contact which creates an eerie and awkward situation. Once eye contact is made it is said that Satan's efforts for world dominion have been furthered through such an unholy communion.

Dude, when we were pounding that whore last night we experienced the Devil's Stare, I kinda feel bad about the whole ordeal..."

by Hen-Daddy February 16, 2014

Beshaill's Stars

2 beautiful stars that will never burn out. They shine the brightest in the sky, and can always be seen no matter what. These 2 stars will never fall from their home, they will always bring the moon happiness, and joy. The moon is completely in love with Beshaill's Stars.

Beshaill's stars are the most prettiest, amazing stars out there.

by BeshaillX June 15, 2009

Your Mother's Stank Vagina

Man this shit fucking STINKS!!!!!!

oh god, who the fuck farted

by stenchvictim August 9, 2004

medusa's stare

When you're masturbating and make eye contact with yourself in the mirror

"Yesterday I was rubbing one out because of boredom in the bathroom, but didn't finish because I looked in the mirror and saw the Medusa's stare."
"Oh shit, that sucks."

by marsciey January 28, 2019

Sheriff's Star

Another term for one's asshole

Getting ready to give Adam a good long rimjob, Steven quickly discovered Adam's sheriff's star was still dirty from his last dump. Steve then told Adam to take a hot shower and scrub hard

by pepperpiper March 3, 2016