when you take a long submarine shaped piece of shit, freeze it completely, and use it as a ribbed dildo for your ass
I fuck myself with shit
by the watcher April 17, 2006
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by Milkydadddy February 24, 2019
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When a male defecates on a female's chest, in between her breats, then proceeds to use his erect penis to "shovel" the steaming hot feces into her mouth, after which he recieves felaccio.
I drank like a bottle of listerine since he gave me a pittsburgh steamshovel, but my mouth still taste's like Victor's shit.
by Sr. Hudgins May 17, 2010
Get the Pittsburgh Steamshovel mug.Steams is a game. Fun for all the family. 'Steams' was born in Coundon Court School in Coventry. Everyone who goes to Coundon Court has played this game. It's not just a game either, it's a test of strength, bravery and manliness. The game evolved over the years into what it is today.
The rules of the game are:
You kick a football around in a group.
-If you get megged, everyone else in the group kicks the shit out of you.
-If you kick the ball in the air and someone else catches it, everyone else in the group kicks the shit out of you.
-If someone else kicks it in the air and you try to catch it but drop it, everyone kicks the shit out of you.
-If you take 2 touches of the ball, you get the shit kicked out of you.
The rules of the game are:
You kick a football around in a group.
-If you get megged, everyone else in the group kicks the shit out of you.
-If you kick the ball in the air and someone else catches it, everyone else in the group kicks the shit out of you.
-If someone else kicks it in the air and you try to catch it but drop it, everyone kicks the shit out of you.
-If you take 2 touches of the ball, you get the shit kicked out of you.
"Let's play Steams!"
*Brad passes the ball to Dave*
*Dave megs Sam*
"STEEAAAMMSS!!" (Shouted by everyone)
*Everyone beats the shit out of Sam until they get bored*
*Brad passes the ball to Dave*
*Dave megs Sam*
"STEEAAAMMSS!!" (Shouted by everyone)
*Everyone beats the shit out of Sam until they get bored*
by Sky Blue Spoon November 7, 2010
Get the Steams mug.A resident of the ward of Stamshaw in Portsmouth, a location geographically identified by an impressive number of dumped random items of complete crap. Stamshawvians are accustomed to these aesthetics and frequently recycle them like The Clangers and are a friendly but hard edged community. Not be be confused with up-cycling as this would be a step too far in this ward.
Stamshawvians drink in the Mother Shipton Pub and one’s wearing shell suits and drinking pints should not be approached without due care and attention.
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Stamshawvians drink in the Mother Shipton Pub and one’s wearing shell suits and drinking pints should not be approached without due care and attention.
#Stamshaw #Portsmouth #MotherShiptonPub #Microwave #ShellSuit
“The microwave was picked up by a Stamshawvian”
“If you want to meet a native Stamshawvian, go to the Mother Shipton Pub in Portsmouth and look for the nearest drunk wearing a shell suit”
“If you want to meet a native Stamshawvian, go to the Mother Shipton Pub in Portsmouth and look for the nearest drunk wearing a shell suit”
by Superfledge February 12, 2018
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1. What don't tell me...John you just beat up Thanos and the Hulk at the same time with your toenail. You are Stams level!
2. 50 million years ago when the universe was made
The Earth:One day I wanna be a Stams before I grow up.
The Universe:Stupid,stupid Earth. Little planets like you will never become like Stams. Only stars can.
2. 50 million years ago when the universe was made
The Earth:One day I wanna be a Stams before I grow up.
The Universe:Stupid,stupid Earth. Little planets like you will never become like Stams. Only stars can.
by FactSlayer May 2, 2020
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by pixel♡ April 10, 2022
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