Spudnikking

When a person takes a rather large potato and proceeds to shove it inside a fat chick's vagina

he took the potato and began spudnikking her so hard it got stuck.
potato spudnik

by Hallaven May 12, 2018

Spudwick

Someone who likes their butt touched and is very homo

Sean: michael why you so mean to me
Michael: because ur spudwick
Sean: reasonable

by ChadMeister100 September 11, 2020

sputnick

a stupid dickhead whos eats spoof

by f February 17, 2003

sputnick

term for sublingual delivery of psychedelics, coined by psychenauts.
also shortened to its acronym SPUT and stands for Small Piece Under Tongue
generally of a subhallucinogenic doseage of mushrooms, but can also be taken to mean a small piece of paper or sugar cube

" hold that sputnick for 5 minutes or until its dissolved befor chewing or spitting it out"

by effinrit February 19, 2021

Sputnick

noun
communist for Spigot

or
noun
vulgar communist slang for a cock (the chicken), any guy called dick, or a girthy penis

note, language may say ;english but it's actually communist

russian dude: look sputnick
please don't ask why they named a satellite after a spigot, idk (no one does)
also see Potato, communist potato

by !@#$%^&*&!^%#@@*&!$^* VII April 30, 2021

Spudneck

Derogatory term for poor, rural, white, working-class individuals who live in IDAHO, typically associated with traditional, conservative, or reactionary views. The stereotype includes uneducated, blue-collar workers living in trailers, known for hunting, fishing, beer drinking, and drunk driving with their children in the backseat unbuckled.

"You're an absolute spudneck. Why's the snowmobile parked in the living room and the freezer full of elk jerky but no actual food?"

"Only a spudneck would bring a sack of Idaho potatoes to a potluck and say 'I made'm myself'"

by Patbateman69 February 16, 2026

Spudneck

Derogatory term for poor, rural, white, working-class individuals in the Southern U.S., typically associated with traditional, conservative, or reactionary views. The stereotype includes uneducated, blue-collar workers living in trailers, known for hunting, fishing, beer drinking, and driving drunk with their children unbuckled in the backseat.

"You're and absolute spudneck. why's the snowmobile parked in the living room and the freezer full of elk jerky but no actual food"

"You're suck a spudneck you'd bring a sack of Idaho potatoes to a potluck and say 'I made'm myself'"

by Patbateman69 February 16, 2026