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jesus, daddy, and the spook

the father, the son, and the holy spirit. in other words its jesus, god, and the spirit of jesus christ after he was crucified.
by kyle December 20, 2004
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A blunt satirical riff on the puzzling 'Holy Trinity'...as if a Schitzophrenic Deity who thinks he's his Own Father / his Own Son / each others' Disembodied Spirits - is BETTER than Just ONE.
"My girlfriends parents are SUPER-RELIGIOUS Catholics; the first time I met them, they started grilling me about 'the holy trinity' - you know, Big Daddy, Junior & The Spook...
by nedlark April 19, 2021
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Double Spook

When you have a situation or have a day in which there are multiple layers of "spookiness" occurring simultaneously.
"Its Friday the 13th on the week of 9/11, thats double spooky".
by Some Guy who wrote about September 13, 2019
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the spook who sat by the door

Reference to the classic black film based on the novel by Sam Greenlee. Film was known for exposing racial realities, got banned by the CIA, allegedly.
"Ye is looking like, `the spook who sat by the door`.
by Francis X November 13, 2022
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Spoon Diggity

Spoon Diggities are a particularly nasty group of people commonly found in the south side of Chicago (AKA "the hood") They are most prevalent in movie theaters, rib shacks, lounges and occasionally in a pool hall. You will never find one in a library or applying for a job as they are frequently illiterate and have a high aversion to anything close to labor.

They are quite easy to spot as the males will have they pants hanging down off their ass (a habit they picked up in the big house after their first arrest usually as a juvenile slinging crack) a big juicy fro with possibly a pick sticking out of one side, either the newest pair of Jordans that just came out or a brand new pair of Timberlands which will never see a construction site nor a hiking trail, unless they cross a hiking trail after their last sexual assault.

The female version (also know as a Sheboon) will have a giant fat ass with a pleather skirt 3 sizes too small she found at the salvation army some big ass cocksuckers underneath her wide ass Roman nose which is usually under a purple or burgundy weave possibly disheveled after a sheboon on sheboon encounter.

Both examples have a skin color from dark purple (think eggplant) to a deep dark shade of molasses.

For the blind they are also easy to identify as they smell like a cross between a 3 week old dead body and a fresh diaper load of baby shit, if you can't smell they can be recognized by their constant complaining about whitey and their lack of tipping.
Look at that nasty ass group of spoon diggitys!

Check out the Spoons shootin dice!

Yo, Spoonman, how's it go on da Digg side?
by J. Reb May 8, 2019
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Spooky Dookie

Taking a spooky dookie is when one enters a bathroom or restroom with the lights off. You can have no sources of light (ie: Phones, tablets, candles, ect) everything must be pitch black. Then you must procede to take a shit as you normally would, wipe, wash your hands(optional but suggested) and leave. All with the lights off.
Hey man, im gonna go take a spooky dookie ill be right back.
by Coolboii September 6, 2017
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spooky dance

The dance that you do in ESPOOKY MONTH
Skid and Pump: ITS ESPOOKY MONTH *does spooky dance*
by ACreativeName May 26, 2021
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