Sploinkle

A dumb fuck who plays games online

Sploinkle you fucking suck at playing games

by Sploinkle October 18, 2022

sploinker yoinker

Jacking off or in other words masturbating

He was doing the sploinker yoinker in his room

by Master of a Bater February 24, 2024

Sploinkin and Joinkin

Sploinkin and joinkin means the act of cumming from masturbation. “Sploinkin” specifically refers to the cumming part, while “Joinkin” refers to jerking. It can also be used to say you were just goofing around.

“What were you doing yesterday?”
“Nothing much, just sploinkin and joinkin”

by Dababyletsgo August 22, 2024

Splinkisism

A term of befuddlement or confusion caused by seeing or hearing a word too many times, oftentimes making the word seem unreal

Man, I read an entire cookbook, and now I’m experiencing Splinkisism with the word bread!

by Lord Yeetus III February 1, 2025

Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.

by TheAngelNumberAreSlinkies February 7, 2025