Literal torture and waste of fucking time to the point you're up at 3am on a school night making up for the time lost doing it. Created by a worse descendant of Adolf Shitler. Anyone who says they like it is either lying or brain dead. Actually makes me appreciate Hegarty for once.
by whoopsigotanexistentialcrisis! May 18, 2023
Get the Sparx mathsmug. Winner. Basically sums it up. God Damn Champion. Trickster deity of Chaotic Good, Hollow Love, and Fractured Reflections.
by anonymous February 15, 2025
Get the Twirlee Sparxmug. by Static sparx March 12, 2019
Get the Sparxmug. 
A website that makes children want to kill themselves people would rather fuck a rabbit than use this fucking website I only use it because my teacher will rape me if not.
by Jimboandtheunconsentsualfinger May 21, 2023
Get the Sparx Mathsmug. The embodiment of hell. I would not wish this shitty punishment upon even my worst enemy. Help me- no sparx is very good yes i love it. (HELP MY TOES ARE BEING CHOPEED OFF) yes i am getting so smart for saying 1+1=3 mhm mhmmmmm (HELP PLEASE NOT A DRILL)
by Aesodynx May 21, 2023
Get the Sparx mathsmug. If you thought bedrock learning was bad, buckle your seatbelts boy, because the satanic company that is sparx learning (the absolute fucking monsters that made the Guantánamo Bay torture device, sparx maths) released a website called sparx reader. sparx reader is a nightmare to consume more of the student's time that could be going into curing AIDS or burning down the Church of England (fuck them) and if a school decides to implement it at school, fuck them, and i hope all their staff get into a horrific car accident
by schmahman May 27, 2024
Get the sparx readermug.