jack sparrow

A sexy, slightly mad pirate.

"That guy is such a Jack Sparrow!"

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

jack sparrow

the most slappable pirate out there, and the only one who seems to know where the waterproof eye-liner's at...

"Me? I'm just dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.....honestly"

by parlez December 3, 2003

Spagonia

A noun used for "good" things that bring pleasure. Tossed around a lot, the true and original use of the word is for "sexy women" and/or "marijuana".

When you see a sexy lady (or group of sexy ladies) walking down the street you would say, "Damn, check out those spagonias!"

When you wanna get high, and your looking for some weed say, "Hey man, you got some spagonia?"

by Foret Boreal November 22, 2011

Spagoodle legs

When your mistress legs become so weak that she can barely walk. The friction of getting a lot of dick gives one noodle legs.

Candy got 9.6 last night and it gave her spagoodle legs.

by Missy365 January 18, 2017

achieving sargood

The act of sabotaging, whether intentionally or not, the goals of one's daily life in favour of extreme procrastination and dilly-dallying. This can include slaving away at the Keg for 9 hours straight, eating dinner/taking a shower for 2 hours and scrolling mindlessly through your Instagram feed.

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Brian lately?
Friend 2: Nah, he's been achieving sargood.
Friend 1: That explains the incredibly stiff gelled hair. Thanks!

by achieve_peterson_4328490894 March 10, 2023

sparko

be sparko - be sleeping

you were sparko, I didn't want to wake you

by petejazz April 20, 2013

jack sparrow

A caribbean cocktail-blend in human form: Dishonest, trustworthy, brilliant, hilarious, mysterious, witty, quick, agile, roguish, handsome, and much much more.

To pull a Jack : A certain lifestyle, including piracy, smuggling, impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy, impersonating a cleric of the Church of England, sailing under false colors, arson, kidnapping, looting, poaching, brigandage, pilfering, depravity, depredation, and general lawlessness.

by Jacky March 9, 2004