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Somalian pirates we

We drink and we pillage and we do what we please We get all that we want for free We’ll kick your ass And rape your lass Somalian pirates we So with a yo ho ho And with a yee hee hee We take to the African sea We’ll brave the squalls And bust your balls Somalian pirates we We left our homes and we left our mothers To go on a pillaging spree We’ll cut off your ears And break your toes And make you drink our pee And if you sail into our waters You best hear this decree We’ll take your boat Set your ass afloat Somalian pirates we With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho) And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do) We’ll shoot you in the face with glee Then we’ll cut off your cock And feed it to a croc Somalian pirates we Somalian pirates we Somalian pirates we
by john_Dick December 17, 2019
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somalians

My friend Musa (Moses) is a Somalian. But he was deported cause he kept gettin into trouble with the police. But now he's back
by ;-> August 8, 2003
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Somalian Sunset

When you drink water in a third world country resulting in four to five days of bloody diarrhea. The diarrhea causes rings of purple, pink, and orange colors to appear around you anus resembling that of a sunset.
Jack: I went on a mission trip to Guatemala and got a Somalian Sunset.
Joe: Aw, dude that sucks
by Mel Gibson’s Pubes December 12, 2019
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somalian

Somalian(UK)
to the person below me, there is no such thing as somalian, the correct term would be Somali. Britain attempted to colonize Somalia, now Somalis are colonizing Britain. payback is a bitch huh.....
did u see that somalian- ignorant white guy
there's no such thing as a somalian, its somali- smart white guy
by Somali Dude January 20, 2008
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Somalian Hand Grenade

To retrieve your Jimmy Johns sub from another person's anus.
"If you want your sandwich, you'll have to give me the ole Somalian Hand Grenade"
by Mick_Jones June 13, 2018
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Somalian highway

Process of pushing a plastic pipe into the booty hole, running several matchbox cars down the pipe, and removing the pipe.
damn bro, I took her on a trip down the Somalian highway. Doubt she'll be back. Road trips ain't her thing!
by Manchildnic August 13, 2020
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