Soccer sandal 

(noun) - An ugly and barely useful shoe, considered even less of a shoe than "flip-flops", which has been relabeled to make it sound more appealing.

See also Soccer sandal effect.

What you call a "soccer sandal" is what I wore to the community bathroom in the dorms so that I wouldn't get athlete's foot.

Soccer sandal by NikeACG July 30, 2005

Soccer sad 

The feeling of disappointment and wounded national pride after a World Cup loss

My friend Sergio was soccer sad at Italy's disappointing tie with New Zealand.

Hans was soccer sad all day after Serbia defeated Germany.

Soccer sad by Peggy Thrill June 21, 2010

Soccer sandal effect 

(noun) - The over-reaching and yet inexplicably clever marketing gimmick of labeling and identifying a product (or person) with an often inaccurate, "cool-sounding", or "trendy" description so that the product/person, which would ordinarily be thought of as unattractive, unskilled, and/or worthless, now seems "hot".

See also soccer sandal.

"Super-star" Ashlee Simpson, "actress" Paris Hilton, or "TomKat" are three examples of the "soccer sandal effect".

Soccer sandal effect by NikeACG August 14, 2005

Soccer sandal effect 

(noun) - The over-reaching and yet inexplicably clever marketing gimmick of labeling and identifying a product (or person) with an often inaccurate, "cool-sounding", or "trendy" description so that the product/person, which would ordinarily be thought of as unattractive, unskilled, and worthless, now seems "hot".

See also soccer sandal.

"Super-star" Ashlee Simpson, "actress" Paris Hilton, or "TomKat" are three great examples of the "soccer sandal effect".

Soccer sandal effect by NikeACG July 21, 2008

Soccer sandal effect 

(noun) - The over-reaching and yet inexplicably clever marketing gimmick of labeling and identifying a product (or person) with an often inaccurate, "cool-sounding", or "trendy" description so that the product/person, which would ordinarily be thought of as unattractive, unskilled, and worthless, now seems "hot".

See also soccer sandal.

"Super-star" Ashlee Simpson, "actress" Paris Hilton, or "TomKat" are three great examples of the "soccer sandal effect".

Soccer sandal effect by NikeACG July 25, 2008

Soccer sweat 

An asshole thats sucksthe dick of rustlord

What a soccer sweat

Soccer sweat by YT_rippa May 5, 2019

Bender (soccer slang) 

A player that tries too hard at school recess, and usually ends up with an ankle injury. When he is passed the ball, he whiffs it completely and pulls a muscle.

Legend: Did you see him at break!? he got injured!
Dude: Haha what a Bender (soccer slang)

Bender (soccer slang) by BuxtonWater May 7, 2015