Shocktober

It's SHOCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 HOG hooking awareness month 😮🙆 ♂️👅 send this to 12 of your closest duo partners👭 😈 that love that mercy pocket 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃STRIKER - O - WEEN🎃is upon us!! If you get this message ✉ you are CHAD OF THE MATCHA !!! Forward this to 7️⃣ of the 🍆GAMEREST🍆 GAYMERS💁 ♂️that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't be prepared 🙎 ♂️ for 6️⃣9️⃣days of bad luck⚠🍀❗❗ATTENTION❗❗💀👻All HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 MAINTANKS 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY☠YOU KNOW THAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊PUNCHED👊 BY A 💀DOOMFIST 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉SOLO QUE 😽AND🙅 ♂️DONT🙅 ♀️FORGET😩🙌TO SUCK SOME👨 ❤️ 👨SUPER💉HOG🍆💦SO PUT YOUR👗👑COSTUMES AND GO🚪 DOOR TO DOOR 🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT😍GOOD GOOD POCKET😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠SPOOKY 👻🍑MOTHS🌮 TO👁SHOW💁 ♂️ THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆ANS🌽

Noonie: are you ready for shocktober? get your slpySF on!
Sleepy: what's shocktober?
Noonie: omg sleepy you are such a noob.

by Lelittleshrimp October 8, 2020

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Socktober

Going the month of October single and alone with excessive masturbation into an old sock or cum rag.

i guess its going to be another cold dark Socktober :/

by mmontini973 October 4, 2019

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Shocktoberfest

the art of preforming the shocker while enjoying a beer and a bratwurst...ziggy sackie ziggy sackie woo! woo! woo!

dude , i almost switched up hands with the beer and the shocker! not good on the brat.shout.."shocktoberfest!"

by dr fupa January 1, 2008

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shocktoberfest

the art of performing the shocker while enjoying a beer and soft pretzel!!!

"Tom, whats with all the mustard and beer on your sheets?
"Dude i snuck up on on mojo and got her with the shocktoberfest..she jumped and spilled my beer!"

by dr fupa January 4, 2008

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