A bacterial infection of the sphincter, caused by excessive pounding. Smedleyitis can spread throughout the colon and in rare cases, manifest itself in the brain, causing retardation.
Symptoms: The affected individual may be extremely slow and will constantly be hungry.
Symptoms: The affected individual may be extremely slow and will constantly be hungry.
by Smedley May 18, 2006
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Anthony, that ginger, is a Smelley Kelley. I stayed with him all weekend. He never once brushed his teeth, or even had a toothbrush.
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