Sagging Middle-Aged Divorcee. You see them out on the dance floors or at nightclubs all the time trying to re-live their glory days and find some other sap to sink their meat-hooks in to. They already got a house and kids from the divorce, but their junk still works so sex is used to get trips to Vegas and to get men to fix things around their house now that they don't have a husband in their lives to take them to Vegas and fix things around their house.
Dad, what do you do every other weekend and alternate major holidays and Mondays and Tuesdays when you don't have us? Smads chase me around while I chase after the future smads. Dad, what's a smad? Go ask your mother.
by eshommieinsd June 22, 2010
by It'sMeAsha April 5, 2019
by jabooba November 23, 2008
by DaveTheBrave101 January 1, 2009
Zain: Yo, I can't go to the party
Dave: Bitch! Don't bail on me now
Zain: SMAD stupid fag! I am the Khassassin (see Khassassin)
Dave: Bitch! Don't bail on me now
Zain: SMAD stupid fag! I am the Khassassin (see Khassassin)
by The Khassassin January 14, 2010
by Miss. Macaroni August 14, 2009
(Over snap)
Person 1: She's making me sad and mad.
Person 2: HAHAHA SMAD! That's a new word now!
Person 1: HAHA yes!!!!
Person 1: She's making me sad and mad.
Person 2: HAHAHA SMAD! That's a new word now!
Person 1: HAHA yes!!!!
by cheerlover37 December 3, 2019