smad

Sagging Middle-Aged Divorcee. You see them out on the dance floors or at nightclubs all the time trying to re-live their glory days and find some other sap to sink their meat-hooks in to. They already got a house and kids from the divorce, but their junk still works so sex is used to get trips to Vegas and to get men to fix things around their house now that they don't have a husband in their lives to take them to Vegas and fix things around their house.

Dad, what do you do every other weekend and alternate major holidays and Mondays and Tuesdays when you don't have us? Smads chase me around while I chase after the future smads. Dad, what's a smad? Go ask your mother.

by eshommieinsd June 24, 2010

Smad

The mix of sad and mad

Katie: How do you feel about XXXTENTACION's death?
Megan: I'm smad

by It'sMeAsha April 4, 2019

smads

Suck My Ass Dumb Shit

#1. You can just go SMADS I'm not doing that

#2.SMADS that definetly is not cool

by jabooba April 3, 2009

Smad

Mispronunciation of the word mad.

"No, you just keep going Mr. Smad Smart alecs."

by DaveTheBrave101 January 1, 2009

SMAD

Suck my Arab cock.

Zain: Yo, I can't go to the party
Dave: Bitch! Don't bail on me now
Zain: SMAD stupid fag! I am the Khassassin (see Khassassin)

by The Khassassin January 14, 2010

'Smad

Combination of so and mad. Used to express the extreme of something.

" Yo it's 'smad cold out here."
"That party was 'smad fun"
"Ew, he's 'smad ugly."

by Miss. Macaroni August 14, 2009

Smad

Simply a state of being sad and mad at the same time

I’m so smad you did my mom.

She experienced smadness from not getting the job.

by SmadMeagan January 28, 2018