Slimy Entrance

When you nut for weeks on the door knob and the rest of the family/roommates haven't even realized yet since they grabbed on it.

Mom, dad, I got some news : Y'ALL GOT SLIMY ENTRANCED! OH! YOU JUST GOT SCREWED, MY GUYS!

by Goldenhat April 14, 2020

Slimy Osborne

Where you fuck your partner in the ass while they are asleep

If she won’t try anal wait til she’s asleep and try the slimy Osborne

by Zannykonkas April 28, 2020

Slimy Simon

The act of bathing yourself in sexual lubricant and proceeding to slide around the floor.

Aye boys, you coming around to slimy Simon this afternoon?

by Lutanint dan September 22, 2020

slimy bastard

A sneaky assh0le that'll do anything for his own benefits while covering up his tracks and showing that ingenuine smile of brightness

I can't believe that Jake is a slimy bastard! I was sure he was a genuinely nice guy. The dude groped my dog's balls while I was watching him and made an excuse saying that he's totally straight and that he did it because the dog's balls looked like they were itching.

by Coolestk1dontheblock August 19, 2016

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by GIYOEFVDFSGHDFSGHDF NDFSGHKFDS December 28, 2021

slimy iguana

The act of sticking your freshly jizzed penis in an electrical outlet for pleasure and causing a memorable taze to the dick

I participated in the Slimy Iguana and it hurt like a bitch

by Slimyiguana54 November 11, 2014

slimy geezer suprise

when a nurse is changing an old mans diaper only to find that he has ejaculated in his adult diaper.

I fuckin hate workin at the old folks home. Benjamin always has a slimy geezer suprise waitin for me in the morning.

by caleb is not my real name July 6, 2010