slappin da bass

paul rudd's character Peter in "I love you, man" quote while ackwardly playing the bass guitar in front of his fiance in a leprachaun accent.

slappin da bass mon; schlappin da beassssuhhh

by k8ster April 3, 2009

Slappin cats

The act in which two bootylicous women interlock their spread legs and grind their vaginas together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm. Often done by lesbians.

Allie: Hey bri wanna come over and slap cats today?
Brianna: Sure I'll bring the lube.
*commences slappin cats*

by The catslapper August 25, 2011

slappin' the bag

Here's how 'slappin' the bag' works: Obtain boxed wine. Open the box. Take out the bag of wine. Have a friend hold the bag up for you at face-level wherever that may be. Put your lips up on the spicket and open the valve. Suck/chug the nectar until you've had a respectable portion. Close the valve. Take your face off the spicket and give that naughty bag a slap like you mean it. Then take and hold the bag for the next person. GET BLASTED.

"Whose turn is it to slap the bag??"
"...yours!"
"Sweet. someone hold it for me"
...
*SLAP*

OMFG I LOVE SLAPPIN' THE BAG!!!!!!!

by harrebawl July 15, 2011

slappin' sacks

When you are double penetrating a girl doggie style, you are slappin' sacks with the other gentleman involved.

Howard and I were slappin' sacks the other night and that bitch pulled out shot his wad on my nuts.

by whitey63 November 27, 2006

Slappin’ no bacon

Anything cool basically

Bro, that food was good asl shits was Slappin’ no Bacon

by TrottSavvy January 12, 2019

Slappin' Bones

Playing Dominoes

I was recently slappin' bones with E-40 and Gary Payton.

by Clutch Peterson January 6, 2012

slappin the goat

Jacking off, masturbating

Shit, my mom walked in while I was slappin the goat

by K8&Gaby March 24, 2008