skizzing

1. the act of coming home after smoking a bunch of shitty weed, and you're still in a slighty under the influence, but no one adresses it. Including the consumption of mass quantities of food and the veiwing of television shows that you normally wouldn't watch.

skizzing is the best

by stonerrrbittchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 09, 2010

Skizz

A. Used whenever wanted. in reference to anything at any point.

B. Yes

Tim: you see that phat ass!!!

Eric: skizz!!!

or


Dianna: I love you baby!

Tom: Skizz

Dianna: WTF!!

Tom: I mean, me to.

by El_BigNuts April 19, 2009

Skizzed

To try to pass a poor and unsatisfactory execution as quality work.

"Hey my part is done and it rocks"
"Erm, it's skizzed."

by Le Touriste March 02, 2021

Skizz

verb.- to both skeet and jizz on someone at the same time. This is a miraculously impressive ejaculation that cannot be described with only one of the two words. When combined, this new word skizz takes ejaculation to a whole new length of awesomeness. Also the name of a parrot pillow pet.

Joe: Dude I just skizzed all over Becky and left.
Tom: I really want to skizz on this girl but she won't let me.

Jen: Hey, do you know where my parrot Skizz is?

by Skizzerizz200 April 27, 2011

Johnny j skizz

A nickname given to someone who masterbates too much.

I bet that kid is a johnny j skizz.

by Shamoothewhale August 11, 2008

skizz

verb meaning to become so internally distraught over some expression of political heterodoxy as to be paralyzed beyond simply vibrating with emotional distress

noun meaning an example of the above

ME: But Josh was a junior at Brown and was baizuo and so woke he could only skizz as she explained her view to the others.

YOU: Wow! I heard about his skizz at lunch today.

by Ceewillee March 23, 2022

Skizz

A piss merchant

The Skizz pissed on the couch again

by JohnPork69 December 12, 2024