National beat up a short person day 

On December 17th you get to beat up anyone below 5'6 with permission, no exceptions.

Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day

National beat up a short person day by callfoxy December 16, 2021

National Dropkick A Short Person Day 

The day all short people gets dropped kick. The person must be 5’5 to drop kick the shorty.

Me: Hey you know what today is?

Under 5’5 person: huh?

Me: It’s National Dropkick A Short Person Day
Under 5’5 person: Wha
Me: *Dropkicks*
Under 5’5 person:

National Dropkick A Short Person Day by Bonism December 12, 2020

Kick a short person day 

Since multiple kick a tall person days are a thing I want more kick a short person days. It’s on may 6th

It’s kick a short person day!
*Kicks a child*

Kick a short person day by Wake up child April 30, 2022

National beat a short person to death day

October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.

Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao

National beat a short person to death day by Meloneater69 October 23, 2020

National kiss a short person day

September 19 is national kiss a short person day meaning you can kiss any short person you want

Hey mike it’s national kiss a short person day. Get over here you midget.

National kiss a short person day by Benitez69 September 18, 2022

National drag a broken short person day 

On October 22, you can drag any previously thrown "person" (under 5'4") on the ground for up to 15 yards (see National throw a short person day) without permission

Oh boy! It's October 22, National drag a broken short person day, let's grab William and curb-stomp him!

National drag a broken short person day by not not not benjamin September 26, 2022

National Kick a short person day 

National Kick a short person day every 26th of January

Hey! Did you hear about National Kick a short person day? It is when you kick a short person!

National Kick a short person day by dan1eaa January 20, 2023