Shnart

To shit,sneeze and fart all in one action

Oh shit i shnarted my underwear can u lick my ass

by Molywhomp December 4, 2017

Shnart

The act of farting and sneezing simultaneously.

EW! She just SHNARTED herself!!

by Stinkella March 7, 2025

shnart

worse than the sneeze fart combo.. this one usually occurs the day after a hot indian curry and a few too many pints. Often occurring in an office cubicle with the air-conditioning on full, right before lunch. The unsuspecting culprit sneezes followed by a shart.... a shnart

*results in quick jaunt to the john for inspection*
*followed by flying commando for the rest of the day*

John: Bless you Ted.

Ted: ?

BRB.........

Barbara: I think Ted shnarted that lousy prick

by sarahr2727 November 15, 2013