Shit Sandwich

You'll be lucky to get a shit sandwich to eat after what you've done.
by BB-Bob August 09, 2006
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Bob Harwood wisely avoided the shame and chaos of working for Trump. He wasn't going to eat a "Shit Sandwich"
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Shit Sandwich

A project assigned to you at your place of employment that is destined to fail. Basically, your employer has asked you to make a sandwich using shit, and they want you to somehow make it taste good. Add all the lettuce and tomatoes you want, it will still be a shit sandwich.
You think you've had a bad day, Johnson gave me another shit sandwich and he wants it tomorrow morning!
by Sacramento Matt May 21, 2008
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Life is like a shit sandwich; the more bread you have, the less shit you gotta eat.
by roadcoder May 12, 2008
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The act of eating someone’s ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe.
I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!
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When someone has really bad breath that you can't ignore it or tell them in a polite manner of its foulness. So bad that not even 8 rolls of mentos could come near to making it fresh.
Wheeew! What the hell did you have for lunch today? A shit sandwich?
by Thunder, Thunder,Thundercunt August 21, 2007
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Having to put up with or bear a near intolerable situation
At channel 9 in Sydney:
This conversation was submitted to court in an affidavit by Mark Llewellyn.

Browne said: "We've got big plans for you at the network and Eddie and I think you are one of the real talents at Nine. This is therefore a difficult chat, because there is a shit sandwich you're going to be asked to swallow. We want to cut your pay to $400,000 and we want you to consider taking on one of two new positions."

I said: "That's some shit sandwich
by Kelpie67 July 02, 2006
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