shitmitten

when you have to play badminton in PE

Did you hear, we are playing shitmitten today.

by Conniera April 7, 2008

shitmit

1. A glove or mit that is completely covered in your own shit because you stuck your hand so far up your ass.

2. Describes a person behaving as if he just put on a glove or mit, and stuck his hand up his own ass.

"Man I just put on this glove and shoved my hand really far up my own butt. It was awesome!"

by Bitty Cent March 22, 2005

Shitmitten

What occurs from excessive wrapping of the hand with toilet paper prior to wiping ones ass.

Common to those with enormous asses.
Commonly leads to a shitter overflow.

Johnny dropped a huge shitmitten into the shitter and clogged to whole works.

by Granite_33 May 2, 2011

Shitmits

It basically means “shit it’s”

“Shitmits earth day! And I’m sick so what do I do?!”

by Loving love April 22, 2022