your shitting me

I literally don't believe it !!

Dave: I shagged that mud donkey from club eden the other night and she had fish watever disease. She smelled like a mouldy bream.
James: your shitting me !

by K100P May 20, 2014

are you shitting me

it basically means are you serious

Megan had sex with Sarah's boyfriend?are you shitting me .

by that bxtch April 17, 2009

shit me a storm

Kind of like the phrase: "cry me a river" but used for people who like to bullshit big things. Don't forget, storms are big

Jon: I made $1 Million Dollars just in a day
Edelynne: Shit me a storm

by r1cem4n April 19, 2020

shit me sour

1. Meaning that your are in a shitty situation.

2. Being in amazement.

Ezra said "SHIT ME SOUR!!" as he burnt his finger.

Or

Henry said "shit me sour." cuz your dick was so small.

by MOOsaidTheCow December 7, 2011

Shit me on the ass

Another phrase for "fuck my life"

"That embarrassing video of you got 322 views"
"Well, shit me on the ass"

by Quadhouse June 6, 2016

shit me in the asshole

when you're horny AF and ask someone to politely shit you in the asshole

Natalie dear could you please shit me in the asshole

by frank420blazeit September 22, 2016

Are you shitting me

If asked as a stand alone question, it means - are you out of your f-n mind?

If asked as a question at the end of a story or scenario, it means - how can anyone on earth stoop so low!?

Are you shitting me? I mean, is this for real? How can a human beings be so dumb?

by CaptainAmetrine December 11, 2019