shit stuck up my crack

When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there

Zhongli

BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK

Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli

by Cookielover9000 October 19, 2021

shitcracker

1. A person who is adept at busting lies and cracking bullshit. They work on the same principle as nutcrackers, but instead of cracking nuts or genitalia, they are used by others as tools to bite open hardened lumps of feces that may spout out from a person's mouth or anus.

2. A retarded person

1. Guy: What were you saying about Brown's cows lighting shit on your doorstep?
Girl: It gives me quite the shits
Guy: Your lies fool no one, not even me
Girl: Good for you shitcracker

2. Guy: See that guy over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, what a shitcracker
Guy: And see his girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, shitcracker and cheese.
Guy: Let's hope he's not lactose intolerant.

by niiien March 13, 2010

shitcricket

when you fart and it chirps like a cricket

what was that noise? a shitcricket.

by Unholy79 October 1, 2014

Shitcrack

A more vulgar use of the word “buttcrack”.

“I should shove a goddamn bottle of horchata up yo fucking Shitcrack!” -EDP445

by Zesty Uncle January 2, 2024

shitcrack

N.) A more vulgar use for the word buttcrack. This word was created by the legend himself EDP445.

“I should shove a goddamn bottle of horchata up yo fucking shitcrack!” -EDP445

by Quantavious Bartholomew III February 3, 2024