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Sheening

Similar to Reaganing, Sheening involves an extended period (72+ hours) of pure awesomeness. Qualities to be sustained while Sheening:

- Embracing a "FTW" mentality, accepting no judgments from your peers, no apologies necessary
- Significant use of drugs and alcohol
- Sex, lots of it, preferably with pros
- Teeth dripping in tiger blood
- Magic emanating from your finger tips
- Maintaining the performance, focus and destructive power of an F-18 fighter jet, including during naps
- Publicly eviscerating your employer and all others who might stand in your way
- Embodiment of the American spirit
- Being a True American Hero (TAH)
Charlie Sheen, TAH. Vintage 2011 Sheening:

"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them just look like you know, droopy eyed armless children."

“I woke up and decided, you know, I’ve been kicked around. I’ve been criticized. I’ve been like the, ‘Ah, shucks’ guy with like this bitchin’ rockstar life. And I’m just finally going to completely embrace it, wrap both arms around it, and love it violently. And defend it violently through violent hatred.”

“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

“I got tiger blood, man. Dying’s for fools, dying’s for amateurs.”

“Women are not to be hit. They’re to be hugged and caressed.”
by His Majesty the King March 17, 2011
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1. The act of going on an epic bender or otherwise acting in a manner destructive to others and/or yourself.

2. Behaving in any manner while being Charlie Sheen.
Friend 1: "Dude, I woke up on my couch at 9am in a full suit."
Friend 2: "Yeah, you were really sheening last night."
Friend 1: "At least I was ready for work."
by Shy-town March 13, 2011
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1.When someone you know starts behaving erratically like they are on massive amounts of drugs or alcohol.

2. When someone develops a superiority complex.
1. "Hey Bob, stop Sheening out on me..you're killing my buzz over here with your mood swings."

2. "Bob completely Sheened out on my "99 Pinto when I pulled up. What an asshat."
by Absolut Ang March 17, 2011
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A word used to describe above average insanity, mental breakdown or obscure behavior in a person.
"Man, Danny is sheening hard tonight. He said something about a naked victory lap and then tried to surf in the bath on an ironing board.
by NoHopeForSome March 23, 2011
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The act of consuming prostitutes and cocaine in excess.
1:Jeff looks like trash, what happened?
2:He's been Sheening it up for the past 2 weeks.
by SantosLHalper March 28, 2011
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