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Shampooning

Verb - The dexterity required act of massaging a girl's hair while simultaneously exploring her mouth. Occurs most commonly in public spaces.
Yo look at Cliff over there Shampooning the shit out of that girl. Are we in a club or a Pantene-ProV commercial?
by EBITDeezNutz March 22, 2011
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shampoon

The aerosol spray strippers use on their vaginas to cover the promiscuous latex aroma
That sh!t was rank until she put some shampoon on it
by Nadaface July 15, 2016
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Al Sharpton

An ignorant, loud mouth, anti-american, camera-chasing racist who promotes and supports racial hatred/ tension.
America would be a much better place without the likes of Al Sharpton running around shooting off their mouths.
by Al "Nappy Hair" Sharpton October 6, 2009
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Al Sharpton

Al Sharpton uses RACISM as a scapegoat for many African American victims just like Jack Thompson uses VIOLENCE in video games as a scapegoat for kids who have no common decency or sense of reality in order to get away with it clean. And just like politics, they both focus on who to blame rather than actually trying to fix the problem.
by Mecha105 August 3, 2007
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Sharptonoid

A person who, regardless of race, stays in the public eye, primarily through the mainstream media, to profit from prejudice, racism, and / or stereotypes.
You See the Sharptonoids down in Ferguson causing trouble again!
by V33M0N January 20, 2015
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Sharpton

A black person that blames their short-comings on everything else but their own laziness and ineptitude; typical excuses include white people and corporate america.
<Insert Name ending in -jon, isha, or iqua Here> was upset because they didn't get the job, and, Sharpton that they were, blamed 'The Man' totally disregarding their criminal record and the fact that they had shown up to the interview late smelling of last night's marijuana and fried chicken.
by VoiceofaGeneration April 28, 2009
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Sharpton's Law

Named after famed civil-rights advocate and professional agitator Al Sharpton, Sharpton's Law specifies that who ever brings up race or ethnicity in a non-related debate automatically loses the argument.
"I think illegal immigration represents a severe problem for both the security and economic stabilty of the United States" "What, are you scared of brown people?" "Dude, Sharpton's Law".
by Swampthing500 November 11, 2009
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