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Bear Shark

A combination of the two mightiest creatures in the animal kingdom, creating a super animal that rivals the power of the United States Military.
by Oddtimes November 2, 2008
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Care-Bear-Stare

The often intimidating gaze of undivided lust issued by a gay man towards his prey. Characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-titled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a Mona Lisa smile.
The Christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the Care-Bear-Stare.
by Ruhbee! August 9, 2006
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Care Bear Stare

The vacant expression given when one has either "checked out" or has no recognition of something.
OMG! Stacey it was so embarrassing! We met at a party last weekend, got drunk and had sex. I ran into him in front of the ATM this morning and got the Care Bear Stare from him. He completely didn't recognize me!
by Hanyo00 June 9, 2009
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Care Bear Stare

1. An intense stare fueled by an equally intense emotion, e.g. love, hate, lust, concern.

2. An uncharacteristically long and concentrated stare; from the eponymous "Care Bear Stare," a special ability of Care Bears that allows them to shoot light from their belly symbols.
Jack: Hey man, who's that girl over there giving you the Care Bear Stare?

Ray: Oh, shit! That's the girl from the other night. I hit it then split it, and she's been blowing up my phone ever since. Let's dip before she comes over here.
by omegacerebro February 27, 2013
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SHAVE-YOUR-BEAR

(SHāv-yer-bair)
Shave-your-bear (1) -Showering a trick before getting it on.

Shave-your-bear (2) -Cleaning up your hairy smelly parts either by trimming, shaving or grooming.

Shave-your-bear (3) -Shaving up and making over a rugged to disheveled man into presentable for your friends and family. Male makeover.
1. "Omg he's so hot but he smells like ass", "better Shave-your-bear before you get busy then".

2. "Before I hit the beaches I better shave-the-bear".

3. see above example #1 " "...(or introduce him to the gang/parents)".
by Hairy is Cute! September 27, 2011
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shake that bear

Quite possibly the most shameless and disgusting video involving sexual intercourse and a dead bear out there right now.
The act of multiple(2) partners(male/female) shooting a bear(1) and then performing sexual acts whilst on top of the bear. shake that bear
by rogen January 9, 2008
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Shave that Bear

When a woman has a giant bush and attempts to shave it.
Hey, hop in the shower and shave that bear.
by Peacelate July 8, 2010
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