by Nazst December 27, 2021
Get the athena marie shanahanmug. by meatball2417 December 22, 2022
Get the kyle shanahanmug. a high school my parents force me to enroll in which make me want to hang myself. beware of entering a bathroom or the locker-room because you will unavoidably choke on the clouds of body spray, chlorine, vape clouds, and the smell of pure adolescent stress. high standards and teachers throwing out demerit’s for no reason will make you want to curl into a ball and cry. there are some kick ass people here tho if you look close enough . from seniors getting freshman pregnant to being constantly condemned for your natural desires, this is a catholic school through and through. and god help you if you if your hair is past the collar or your skirt isnt three blocks. most of the students here are depressed or have a crippling nic addiction and weed reliance, but that might just be the nature of high school tbh. its not all bad though. the students are united through our dislike for a certain theology teacher who needs to shut the fuck up.
p. 1- so you play for shanahan? what sport?
p. 2-i play lacrosse for bishop shanahan.
p. 1. hell no get tf away from me
p. 2-i play lacrosse for bishop shanahan.
p. 1. hell no get tf away from me
by slayshannyhoe March 29, 2023
Get the bishop shanahanmug. James Shanahan was the kind of high schooler who thought he was destined for greatness but was really just another forgettable face in the crowded hallways. He carried himself with an inflated sense of self-importance, always talking about how he was going to be rich, powerful, and “run this town” one day. In reality, he was just another kid struggling through algebra and barely passing gym class.
James wasn’t particularly smart, but he liked to pretend he was. He’d talk loudly in class about things he half-understood, throwing around big words in an attempt to sound intellectual. Teachers saw through it. His classmates found it more amusing than impressive. And group projects? A nightmare. He’d insist on being the leader but contribute next to nothing, leaving others to clean up his mess.
Socially, he tried too hard. He wanted to be one of the popular kids, but his attempts at fitting in always felt forced. He laughed too loud at jokes that weren’t funny, tried to impress girls with exaggerated stories, and bragged about things no one cared about—like how his dad “knew a guy” who owned a Lambo.
But the real reason people talked about James? His biggest insecurity. The locker room whispers, the quiet snickers when he walked by—it all stemmed from one unfortunate incident in gym class. A poorly tied towel, a wrong turn in the showers, and suddenly, James’s shortcomings became the stuff of legend. It didn’t matter how much he postured after that; the damage was done.
James wasn’t particularly smart, but he liked to pretend he was. He’d talk loudly in class about things he half-understood, throwing around big words in an attempt to sound intellectual. Teachers saw through it. His classmates found it more amusing than impressive. And group projects? A nightmare. He’d insist on being the leader but contribute next to nothing, leaving others to clean up his mess.
Socially, he tried too hard. He wanted to be one of the popular kids, but his attempts at fitting in always felt forced. He laughed too loud at jokes that weren’t funny, tried to impress girls with exaggerated stories, and bragged about things no one cared about—like how his dad “knew a guy” who owned a Lambo.
But the real reason people talked about James? His biggest insecurity. The locker room whispers, the quiet snickers when he walked by—it all stemmed from one unfortunate incident in gym class. A poorly tied towel, a wrong turn in the showers, and suddenly, James’s shortcomings became the stuff of legend. It didn’t matter how much he postured after that; the damage was done.
by Himothyyyyyyyy March 17, 2025
Get the James Shanahanmug. a Catholic high school in downingtown that sucks. have you ever wanted to be surrounded by a bunch of prolife assholes who say slurs and wear and airpods? well, look no further. also the home of the "shanahoes", which is just what a bunch of orange blonde girls call themselves when they feel especially obnoxious. a school where the administration doesn't give a shit unless your hair goes past the collar, are a literal fetus, or you bad mouth a certain teacher.
by toomanynicknames May 4, 2021
Get the Bishop Shanahanmug. a high school my parents force me to enroll in which make me want to hang myself. beware of entering a bathroom or the locker-room because you will unavoidably choke on the clouds of body spray, chlorine, vape clouds, and the smell of pure adolescent stress. high standards and teachers throwing out demerit’s for no reason will make you want to curl into a ball and cry. there are some kick ass people here tho if you look close enough . from seniors getting freshman pregnant to being constantly condemned for your natural desires, this is a catholic school through and through. and god help you if you if your hair is past the collar or your skirt isnt three blocks. most of the students here are depressed or have a crippling nic addiction and weed reliance, but that might just be the nature of high school tbh. its not all bad though. the students are united through our dislike for a certain theology teacher who needs to shut the fuck up.
by slayshannyhoe March 29, 2023
Get the bishop shanahanmug.