ten second person

A crazy person, usually in a human services setting. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds.

Mary: "Did you hear about Brian and Jessica? What is he thinking with dating a client?"
Denise: "Yeah, I know about it. Let's see how long he lasts in his job, dating a ten second person."

by hypnomatic November 23, 2023

ten second person

Workplace slang for a loose cannon, often used to discreetly signal a red flag in a consort of interest. Usually a broken person displaying bipolar and/or manic tendencies. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds or less.

Tom: "Bro... someone said you were dating your client Gina."
Greg: "What?! Yeah, imagine that. Me, dating a ten second person."

by hypnomatic November 24, 2023

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

Ten Billion Humand Second Century

A unit describing how improbable a thing is, defined by Matt Parker. If a ten billion humans would do something every second, none stop for a century, it will happen 3.15×10^19. Based on that, you can be sure that if the probability of something is worse than a Ten Billion Humand Second Century, its not gonna happen.

"If i keep trying, i can eventually get a hollow knight speed run where every enemy give me essence, right?"
"Thats can't happen is Ten Billion Humand Second Century, thats not gonna happen. Unless you gonna use a mod to get some dream luck..."

by MazerT November 6, 2021

Ten seconds

10 seconds

Everyone needs ten seconds after hitting a bong ,due to the fact that you inhale all the pain and stress in your life , you let it surround you’re brain and tighten until your suddenly hit with the real reality ,with your bong in your hands with a empty flame and a empty brain ....

by Edward Rostron January 4, 2019

ten seconds

To fight someone for ten seconds. They are usually your homies or friends and are for fun.

"I'm better!"

"No I am!"

"How about you two masterbators settle this by going ten seconds..."

"Aight"

by Sk8_Depot December 24, 2007

The ten seconds of death

The first ten secends after you take a shot and you don't know if you are going to throw up or you are going to have a great night!

Originates from the danish term 'de ti døds sekunder'

Omg the ten seconds of death went wronh

by Shot overdose July 29, 2019