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Asian School Girl Syndrome 

When one complains that they performed poorly on an academic examination, project, presentation, or other assignment soon after its completion, and then proceeds to out performs his/her expectations.
Oh nooooo I did so bad on my final, I failed, I failed!" two weeks later "OMG I got an A+! how did this happen!? I did soo bad!"

Shettup Lee, i'm tired of your Asian School Girl Syndrome, you always get A+!
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High School Thot Syndrome 

When a female has gone completely rogue, and undergoes a process of thotism, completing the process and thus being given the diagnosis of being a thot- also known High School Thot Syndrome
“Did you hear about Jessica? She cheated on her boyfriend twice in the past week!” “The doctor said there’s only one explanation for it, she was diagnosed with High School Thot Syndrome.”

High School Musical Syndrome 

When the main character in a production (Mostly Disney) that appears on either television or film such is normal in the beginning, shallow in the middle, and becomes normal again in the end, realizing what a total dick it was. I just call it HSM syndrome because it's one of the most obvious film you would see it in.
Troy Bolton in HSM 2

Jo in Mean Girls 2

Kady in Mean Girls

They are all clear examples of High School Musical Syndrome. If you don't believe me look it up for yourselves.

school love syndrome 

School love syndrome is something that u only get in the holiday or on days u don't come to school. It is when you feel regret for something you either did or didn't do. There are different types of school love syndrome. One is where u feel guilty for liking/asking out someone that u don't like. Another is when you are mean to someone that likes you. It can also be when u know that someone likes you, but they're mean to you. You usually spend most of or all of your holidays thinking about one person. School love syndrome can happen to both girls and boys from anywhere between 11-17 years old. It is most common when both the people don't know each other or don't talk very often. It can also happen on school camps.
*first day of term*
"Is he still angry at me?" She asked his best friend.
"He said he thought about how mean he was all holidays."

(Must be school love syndrome...)

school unfocus syndrome

The phenomenon where students currently in school, who are unfocused in class, commonly think they’re the only ones struggling, while most school leavers (especially adults over 25) remember being unfocused too.
During my lecture, I noticed a lot of students zoning out, which reminded me of the school unfocus syndrome we all experienced back in the day!

High School Musical Syndrome 

Feeling that kicks in when a girl watches some romantic movie, usually Disney like High School Musical. Girl gets romantic vibes on the perfect romantic guys in the movie that do romantic stuff to show their love. After seeing it, girl starts to judge her own relationship or loses interest on normal real guys, because reality seems way too simple to the new high standards caused by a movie. Also -- HSM Syndrome.
"Why won't he drive his way to my house in the middle of the night, because that would be just so freaking romantic, but nooooo guys are just way too "lazy"!"
"Oh gosh. What a total High School Musical Syndrome..."

High School Musical hater syndrome

A mental illness, also known as HSMHS. Those who have it suffer from the unalterable pure hatred of High school musical wether they’ve watched it or not.
She can’t watch High school musical, she has High School Musical hater syndrome.