by jmav2802 March 31, 2022
Get the Pat Sadlermug. 
Stupid gay retarded wannabe who say's water doesn't exist but at the same time say's it's still there to be Brandon is to be autistic to the worst degree and frankly should kill themselves as soon as possible
Guy 1: hey dude did you know scientifically you can't see water?
Guy 2: yes you can you dumbass it's clear but you can still see it stop being a Brandon sadler
Guy 2: yes you can you dumbass it's clear but you can still see it stop being a Brandon sadler
by Hunter reno October 25, 2017
Get the Brandon Sadlermug. Sadler's microscope is specific microscope with a designated amount of zoom required to stroke his shaft. The minimum zoom is 60x and unknown setting to scientists.
Sadler has to Jack off with his microscope. Sadler's Microscope is the biggest amount of zoom for it
He has to use that for his micropenis.
He has to use that for his micropenis.
by Sadler's Disappointed Father September 3, 2021
Get the Sadler's Microscopemug. by BenGarrityAppreciation August 23, 2019
Get the Simon Sadlermug. Mary Sadler is the kindest, prettiest, and funniest human being there is. If you meet a Mary Sadler, never ever let her go even if you are 500 mi apart from her. Mary Sadler loves to make people laugh, and she also loves to talk to everyone she meets. She is so outgoing and funny! I love u ms💗 - McGehee
McGehee: what do you think is for breakfast today?
Mary Sadler: I don’t know but I hope it’s french toast! *eats 11 french toast sticks*
Mary Sadler: I don’t know but I hope it’s french toast! *eats 11 french toast sticks*
by mcgeheek24 June 26, 2019
Get the Mary Sadlermug. The most amazing, brilliant, beautiful, and genuinely kind girl you will ever meet. Every second you didn't love her feels like wasted time. Looking at her is like looking into the face of an angel, and you won't even believe she's real, because nothing on Earth could be that beautiful. Every time you see her it's like the sun just came out after weeks of raining, and you'll fall in love with her all over again. She somehow gets more and more perfect every time you see her, and every day you don't see her feels like weeks. You'll never be able to stop thinking about her, and you love all the little things about her, like how she's a great listener, and always makes sure you're ok when you're down, and the way she's passionate about all the things she likes, and the cute way she blushes when you compliment her. She has the most gorgeous smile ever, and when she smiles, it's the best thing you've ever seen. If you're not able to be with her yet, you'll constantly find yourself wishing you could be. Any time you see a movie, you'll be wishing you could be seeing it with her. You wish you could just hold hands with her, and anytime you do, even if it's just for less than a second, makes you feel so happy. She's the cutest, smartest, and simply the best person you will ever know.
"Hey, who's that perfect girl over there? I talked to her once and already I'm in love with her."
"Oh, that's Abigail Sadler. Everyone's in love with her."
"How could they not be?"
"Oh, that's Abigail Sadler. Everyone's in love with her."
"How could they not be?"
by evvannn broooownnn November 2, 2020
Get the Abigail Sadlermug.