rudolph pimple

A gigantic pimple at the very tip of your nose which makes it turn as red as rudolph's

Nic: *jokingly* so did you help fly santa's sleigh last night?
Anton: shutup. it's just a rudolph pimple.

by John Wompkins December 10, 2009

rudonkey

Rudonkey is pretty cool, he likes earthquakes better than volcanoes though which is lame and he has a crooked nose so he can taste anything except hummus

You are a rudonkey

by Hagridpooh December 8, 2013

ruloph

He is deez nuts in his own mouth.

Deez nuts Ruloph has cummed in your mouth.

by Frickedizzle July 26, 2017

Rudolphed

When a woman doesn't flush the toilet after taking a shit and tops it all off with a used tampon. She then closes the lid to the toilet leaving unsuspecting boyfriends who follow after them with an image that will be burnt into their mind forever. Called being Rudolphed because of the red spot against brown being similar to the Christmas icon Rudolph.

" I went into my girlfriend's bathroom and I got Rudolphed. After vomitting, we broke up."

by Victim85 July 15, 2009

Rudokas

A rare species of red-haired space cow, only found on the planet Jupiter, who has hella freckles.

Michael Rudokas is a constituent of a rare species of red-haired space cow, only found on the planet Jupiter, who has hella freckles.

by Zoe Zilz & Zach Schultz June 12, 2008

Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer

Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer is a parody of Rudolph the Reindeer, a stop motion animation, done by Most Offensive Videos on the Internet several years back, around 2005. The parody spoofs a similar animated flick, but here it's the most disgusting version ever. Instead of as glowing nose, Rudolph is born with a 'big hose you might even say grows', a package so big the other reindeer are jealous, and kick him out of Kwanzaa town before Fanta Claus can get his Mercedes Benz pulled. On the way to exile, Rudolph encounters Himey the wanna rabbi, Cornelius the Jew and the Abominable Clansman of the South among others, and makes it to the land of Misfit Reject 80s Toys. And he uses his magnificent claymation dick a lot. Banned on most net sites. Funniest spoof of that old stop motion toon ever.

Daisy: Did you see Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer last night?
Jill: I did. That was the most sexist horribly masochistic thing ever, and I liked it.

Daisy: How about when Fanta Claus let one past the field goal?
Jill: Genius. Sick as fuck.

by reindeergamsferrt June 19, 2011

Rudolf

An unfortunate person who gets a whole deal of Christmas jokes all the time.

“Rudolf, the red-nosed reindeer!”
“That’s the fifth time this week—”
“Had a very shiny... nOOOOOSE!!!”

by Rudølf April 27, 2021