sex routine

Repetitions of the same positioning, start to finish, each time you have intercourse.

Duder 1: "So I turned her around did her doggy for a while, then she got on top of me for a little bit and I finished it off by busting in her mouth."

Duder 2: "Dude you do that every time! That's your sex routine huh?"

Duder 1: "Is it? Shit son! You're right."

by westfalia January 29, 2010

Helen Keller routine

To totally ignore someone by pretending you are deaf, dumb, and blind.

My boss called me into the office to chew me out, but I gave him the Helen Keller routine.

by Libertine October 3, 2005

Routine win

Term often used to describe the outcome of a game where the expected victor wins comfortably.

another routine win for chelsea, west brom bringing nothing to the table today

by Artsen September 5, 2010

drop the hair routine

this phrase is used when someone thinks you have nice or cool hair. usually used with hockey players and baseball players.

Girl: "drop the hair routine!!"

Boy: "aye! thank you!"

by daddystoes69 March 14, 2020

routine rut

same shit different day

I'm in such a routine rut. Work, sleep, work sleep. It's just same shit, different day.

by doyleem2 May 12, 2011

routine

1. a set of predefined actions.
2. a lesser part of a great programming whole. syn. subroutine

1. He went through his routine every morning.
2. The routine was set, and the program needed to be tested.

by Master Quark March 28, 2005

teenage routine

generally made up of...

waking up 3-5 hours after everyone else
taking a shower
eating a hefty breakfest
masterbate
eat lunch
go outside and be active
masterbate
eat dinner
watch TV
masterbate
sleep

"Jefferys teenage routine often consisted of him jacking off before bedtime"

by DoctorKoles August 10, 2009