Tasteless Joke
In the deep dark jungles of Africa, two white explorers have been captured. After the tribal chief confers with the elders, sentence is passed. The chief turns to the two captives.
"Your sentence is... Death or Roo Roo!" The chief turns s to the first captjve. "What do you choose?"
"I am not dying today; I choose RooRoo."
The chief yells out "Roo Roo!" Massive numbers of natives pour out and sodomize the first captive.
The chief now speaks to the other captive. "What do you choose?"
"The hell with Roo Roo; I choose death."
The chief yells out "Death!" but the natives aren't sated yet.
"Roo Roo!" "Death!" "Roo Roo!"...
The chief thinks for a moment... " Roo Roo to death!!!"
In the deep dark jungles of Africa, two white explorers have been captured. After the tribal chief confers with the elders, sentence is passed. The chief turns to the two captives.
"Your sentence is... Death or Roo Roo!" The chief turns s to the first captjve. "What do you choose?"
"I am not dying today; I choose RooRoo."
The chief yells out "Roo Roo!" Massive numbers of natives pour out and sodomize the first captive.
The chief now speaks to the other captive. "What do you choose?"
"The hell with Roo Roo; I choose death."
The chief yells out "Death!" but the natives aren't sated yet.
"Roo Roo!" "Death!" "Roo Roo!"...
The chief thinks for a moment... " Roo Roo to death!!!"
by CryHavoc October 30, 2025
Get the Roo Roomug. R: I have downed him on stairs come finish him off
J: (Shoots drone and gets kill) He’s just got Roo Roo Kachu !!
M: (Still can’t aim)
T: (Rages)
J: (Shoots drone and gets kill) He’s just got Roo Roo Kachu !!
M: (Still can’t aim)
T: (Rages)
by Clingo July 16, 2021
Get the Roo Roo Kachumug. Any thing or anyone that offers security and comfort. Usually a word that refers to children and their dependency on particular security blankets, stuffed toys, mother figures, etc. May be used in later years to refer to a lover or affectionate mentor.
Little Danny loved his snug a roo roo. It was really hard when he came an age where he had to give it up.
by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010
Get the Snug A Roo Roomug.