Haw River Log Jam

Getting a Blumpkin while preforming an Upper Decker while the person performing the blumpkin is taking a shit also.

I went to take a piss at the gay bar, it was a Haw River Log Jam in there.

by Lawdog454 August 12, 2018

South River New Jersey

A place where you don’t even know if it’s real or not for being in central Jersey and you will find so many white boys trying to be hood or gang. The school cares more about dress code than the boys bathroom who smells like acid with shit. You can’t even talk shit in portuguese or Spanish because everyone understands.

“South River New Jersey is not even real, it’s central Jersey”

by pooppooppoop September 21, 2021

TENNESSEE RIVER TWIN LOG JAMMER

A sexual act when a female gives head to 2 men at the same time. She goes from one log to the other thus giving the name Tennessee River Twin Log Jammer. She has to keep the wood wet like the river and hard. Has to fix the log jam only 1 log in the machine at a time.

The Tennessee River Twin Log Jammer was the best thing bros can do to hoes your brothers will thank you for the suggestion and might have a fun night as well.

by BigBoy711 December 12, 2015

James River

The James River is a river in the U.S. state of Virginia. It is 348 miles long, extending to 444 miles includes the Jackson River. It is the 12th longest river in the United States that remains entirely within a single state

It has become very popular for families to take swims in and college students at VCU to get fucked up at.

VCU student1: Hey wanna get fucked up at the James River tomorrow and drink PBR?

VCU student2: Yea man! The river is sick!

by hillert October 22, 2013

jizz river

The act of ejaculating so much during a cream pie that it creates a backflow of jizz and travels down into the anus.

Billy hasn’t masturbated or had sex in a few days. He probably will give Cindy a jizz river tonight after he gets home from work.

by JohnnyDarkEyes November 13, 2017

James River

The James river is a barrier which separates the freedom loving northern USA north of its currents from the cockfederate barbarians. It has a history of being the barrier between the civilized north and the southern, confederate barbarians. Many bridges which connected the two nations were destroyed in the burning of Richmond, but to this day it is a reminder of the limits of civilization and the civilized world.

South of the James River is the land of darkness and evil known as the deep south, there is evil there waiting for a time of weakness and degeneracy when mankind turns its back on the memory of Sherman and Lincoln. When that time appears to have arrived confederate barbarian will storm the river in there hatred hoping to end freedom, civilization, and AMERICA.

by TheS May 9, 2022

John's river face

To go down on a woman. Imagine a normal guy,(John), leaning towards a river and splashing water on his face with both hands as if to cool off from the heat while shaking his head back and forth and maintaining a displeased look on his face.
See also: muddy river face.

That Bitch is begging for john's river face.

by director of pimperations July 17, 2014