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I'm Rick James, bitch!

A phrase reflecting your own supposed coolness and your belief in your right to hit people, particularly people you believe have dissed you.
Charlie: What's your fuckin' problem, man?
Dave: I'm Rick James, bitch! *Smacks Charlie* And now it's YOUR problem!
by WelcomeToNowhere April 6, 2010
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Rick James Bitch

Dave Chappelle; exerts power. The King Shit. Your Daddy. Smart aleck. used in responses
by luvnmypimpjuice April 24, 2004
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rick james shot

when a penis is used to launch a beer cap into beer pitcher placed on a platform approx. 7 feet up , and from about 4 feet out from the shooter.
comparable to throwing a paper ball into a trash can, only much more precise and with your penis.

Method&rules:
turn the side opposite to your launching arm towards your target, then place a bottle cap on hand supported male genitalia, focus on target. Once ready , use a rapid upward movement of the arm to propel the cap up,over, and into the beer pitcher(Bouncing off the ceiling is allowed). Best results occur with a strong follow through, and although the arm movement will generate nearly all the force needed make the shot , the last point of contact must be the penile unit itself.

Verifying the shot:

The "R.J.S." should be attempted with at least one witness present. Filming it in one continuous shot is allowed if you have no friends willing to stare at your flipping dong for extended periods of time.

Safety: after extended hauls of "rick james shot" attempts its wise to rest your catapult for at least a half an hour, and rethink your life. Also make sure to use the smooth side of the bottle cap, to avoid dick tetanus.

Tradition:On completion of a shot, It is customary to buy a new shooter a sixer of pbr, as the "R.J.S." is extremely difficult, and calls or celebration.
One cold Wisconsin night house mates Jim and Mitch where tossing bottle caps into a beer pitcher in there kitchen, when fellow renter joey appeared with his pants around his ankles, and a bottle cap resting on his baloney pony. He then proceeded to launch the bottle cap, flinging his bottle capped Wang towards the target. Upon completion of the shot townsfolk proclaimed," Hurra! A rick james shot was made this day!"
by Shiv Stonebasch February 12, 2013
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Rick James

n.
1. A super freak
2. The most overused punchline in American high schools
by Smartie May 15, 2004
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Rick James

He's a Habitual Line Stepper. One of the baddest motherfuckers of all time. One of the best singers and one of the best lookin' motherfucker you've ever seen. You better hold his drink bitch! He's Rick James Bitch! Enjoy yourself!
Whose one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time and one of the best singers and one of the best lookin motherfuckers you've ever seen?

RICK JAMES!

That's right hold my drink bitch!
by psychedellicereal March 13, 2009
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Im Rick James Bitch

To show's one superiority. Comes from the Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Story skit on the Chapelle Show.
by RedDeadRevolver August 30, 2005
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I'm Rick James, bitch

A once funny phrase from Chapel's shown, then bastardized by every idiot who thinks that they're funny repeating it.
Fat nerd: "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
Fat friends: "HEhehehehehehehehehhe... I'm leet"
by Alex Nye September 22, 2004
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