When someone's hair is comically without texture, a guy that uses mathematical concepts and the golden ratio to make his hair attract the least bitches possible, combs his hair and makes it look like plastic, uses gel like it's free and normally does shitty haircuts that make his face even more horrendous than it is, normally happens to white rich boys who think they have the best haircut in a 5 mile radius
"Jack thinks he's rocking his new haircut and style but little does he know it's just rich boy hair"
by Borzoilover February 05, 2024
"fUCK ME RICH BOI CHOI" -leo
by put ur peepee in my fish taco December 25, 2017
A privileged cracker who wears oversized Jordan's and complains about gas money. You can hear him yelling Joe across suburbia.p
by Bradford cowboy October 06, 2019
On November 1st it’s national kiss a rich boy day. Meaning someone who looks rich or has an outfit of 3000$ or more
by Yeeeeeeeeerpppp October 29, 2019
A very annoying arrogant kid, that doesn't care about anyone but himself. He will usually appear at your school, and tell everyone about how his daddy donated a building.
Rich Boy: Hey look this is my house
Other Kid: NO BODY FUCKING CARES, GO BUY SOME MORE WHITEY TIGHTIES, jeez.
Other Kid: NO BODY FUCKING CARES, GO BUY SOME MORE WHITEY TIGHTIES, jeez.
by SarcasticBean March 04, 2021