raleqtambrobrét

Fishy cheese-like fungi but with the consistency of rento, usually put on toast

“Man i could really go for some raleqtambrobrét right now”

by Hiroq February 4, 2024

Raleqtambrobrét

Raleqtambrobrét is a fake food described as a fishy, cheese-like fungi that goes well on toast. The food was first purported to exist by an anonymous user of 4chan's /ck/ (cooking) board in late 2023, leading some anons to wonder if it is real while others trolled by pretending it is real. The 4chan post was made in December 2023 and screenshotted, gaining viral spread over the following weeks.

Anonymous 1: What do you usually put on your toast? Im very torn between Poached and scrambled eggs.

Anonymous 2: i normally put raleqtambrobrét on my toast.

by Vaspsa February 25, 2024

Raleqtambrobrét

Raleqtambrobrét is a fake food usually described as a fishy, cheese-like fungi that goes well on toast. It also means a random food that you find in in the back of your fridge

Person 1: wow dude what the fuck is on your sandwich
Person 2: it’s some raleqtambrobrét

by mattimaginex February 13, 2024

raleqtambrobrét

The king of all garnishings. Adding a hint of grated raleqtambrobrét to any dish instantly improves its quality tenfold.

Person 1: Man, this mac and cheese is ass, I wish I had something to spice it up.

Person 2: Take this raleqtambrobrét dude, it makes everything good.

by Trampofine January 4, 2024