The king of all garnishings. Adding a hint of grated raleqtambrobrét to any dish instantly improves its quality tenfold.
Person 1: Man, this mac and cheese is ass, I wish I had something to spice it up.
Person 2: Take this raleqtambrobrét dude, it makes everything good.
Person 2: Take this raleqtambrobrét dude, it makes everything good.
by Trampofine January 05, 2024
by spleef145 February 02, 2024
by konz.coded March 19, 2024
Raleqtambrobrét is a fake food described as a fishy, cheese-like fungi that goes well on toast. The food was first purported to exist by an anonymous user of 4chan's /ck/ (cooking) board in late 2023, leading some anons to wonder if it is real while others trolled by pretending it is real. The 4chan post was made in December 2023 and screenshotted, gaining viral spread over the following weeks.
Anonymous 1: What do you usually put on your toast? Im very torn between Poached and scrambled eggs.
Anonymous 2: i normally put raleqtambrobrét on my toast.
Anonymous 2: i normally put raleqtambrobrét on my toast.
by Vaspsa February 25, 2024