Sir. Raftus

John Gettys is Sir. Raftus he is the king of raftus, beer , Nelk, and hating

babe wake up Sir. Raftus took a “flick”

by Sir raftus.com August 19, 2023

Raftus

A state of being in which you are a fucking loser who constantly tries to prove their self worth and importance by getting abhorrently intoxicated and justifying all the things you do as being funny.

Guy 1: Hey man, wanna get raftus tonight?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, I can't wait to commit crimes! It'll be fine though because I'll be drinking a substance which makes me cool!

by TRIGGERED December 22, 2021

Raftus

Someone’s who totally raftus, swaggy, jelqing all the time, totally naddy, and also ur mom. Hit the kwan.

Oh my god daddy you’re so Raftus it’s making me wanna jelq and also be your wife right now.

by Raftusssss May 1, 2024

Raftus

When you full send, and let the horniness creep up on you, drink beer, and LOVE nelk boys.

Noah S. is hella raftus right now!!!!!

by Raftus August 15, 2022

Raftus

Certified beautician who absolutely destroys brewskis and wheels birds like no tomorrow, extremely supportive of cancer patients

Did you see Eli Boyd and his super hot girlfriend are running that new cancer charity? Jeepers he’s also ripping that beer down . what a raftus guy

by Rocky1515 January 21, 2024