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Raftus

A state of being in which you are a fucking loser who constantly tries to prove their self worth and importance by getting abhorrently intoxicated and justifying all the things you do as being funny.
Guy 1: Hey man, wanna get raftus tonight?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, I can't wait to commit crimes! It'll be fine though because I'll be drinking a substance which makes me cool!
by TRIGGERED December 22, 2021
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Raftus

When you delete beers just like Carew bates
Carew is so raftus
by Big dac April 19, 2022
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Raftus

Participating in college antics, whacking back beers like there is no tomorrow, Full Sending, Nell, and wheeling birds.
Sean is so raftus because his bag smells like Coors Light
by ybn_pops69 October 31, 2021
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raftusism

The study and science of guzzing beers. Examples of high raftusism include sub 3 second shotty times, sub 2 second funnel times, birds pulled, etc.

Some notable people with high raftus levels include: Stevewilldoit, Harry Raftus, Kyle Forgeard, and Shoenice.
Ryan: “Wait dude, what’s your major again?”

Sebastian: “I major in Raftusism.”

Ryan: “Wait for real? What’s your shotty time?”

Sebastian: “2.8 seconds.”

Ryan: “Dude that’s so fratty beers.”
by BigBlair55 August 22, 2021
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Raftus

Someone’s who totally raftus, swaggy, jelqing all the time, totally naddy, and also ur mom. Hit the kwan.
Oh my god daddy you’re so Raftus it’s making me wanna jelq and also be your wife right now.
by Raftusssss May 1, 2024
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