Raftus

Certified beautician who absolutely destroys brewskis and wheels birds like no tomorrow, extremely supportive of cancer patients
Did you see Eli Boyd and his super hot girlfriend are running that new cancer charity? Jeepers he’s also ripping that beer down . what a raftus guy
by Rocky1515 January 22, 2024
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Raftus

When you full send, and let the horniness creep up on you, drink beer, and LOVE nelk boys.
Noah S. is hella raftus right now!!!!!
by Raftus August 15, 2022
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Raftus

used to describe something sick one of the boys did
Holy fuck ethan railing 4 lines back to back was so raftus
by HarryrAftus April 16, 2023
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Sir. Raftus

John Gettys is Sir. Raftus he is the king of raftus, beer , Nelk, and hating
babe wake up Sir. Raftus took a “flick
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raftusism

The study and science of guzzing beers. Examples of high raftusism include sub 3 second shotty times, sub 2 second funnel times, birds pulled, etc.

Some notable people with high raftus levels include: Stevewilldoit, Harry Raftus, Kyle Forgeard, and Shoenice.
Ryan: “Wait dude, what’s your major again?”

Sebastian: “I major in Raftusism.”

Ryan: “Wait for real? What’s your shotty time?”

Sebastian: “2.8 seconds.”

Ryan: “Dude that’s so fratty beers.”
by BigBlair55 August 23, 2021
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