Radiator Bumming

An act of pleasuring ones bum on a warm radiator while ingesting food stuffs of extraordinary proportions. This is often done during a break in work or at the stroke of midnight. Observers can often seem bemused and have to be treated for mild shock as the belly of the beast enacting this routine sends one in to a state of despair.

Why on earth is Radiator Bumming so good?

Answer: It is the only thing that understands my needs as a woman

by MrTimtimsta March 2, 2009

Radiator on 3

That you have set your radiator to 3 when you sleep. This means you are a recognized, and must be treated with more respect than anyone else. It is almost like you are surrounded by pussy.

"What up lady, I have my "radiator on 3", when I sleep, wanna fuck?"

by KRitterR December 13, 2020

Radiator Time

Code for sexy time between a married couple. At least, Joe Renfro thinks that, no one else knew what he was talking about.

Hey baby, I think it's radiator time.

by BigBison July 17, 2021

Radiator whore

Someone who spends the colder months with their body pressed against various radiators. A radiator whore does not discriminate: if it's warm, they'll be stuck on it.

Guy1: God, look at that girl rubbing up against the radiator. She's such a radiator whore.

Guy2: Yeah, and she was just all over the heater next door too...What a slut.

by Alice Fox December 28, 2011

radiator face

a lesser known card game which involves racing, dancing, chanting and in some cases physical fighting. the rules are very complex and the game is difficult to follow.

"does anyone want to play a really complex game which involves chanting and other mysterious things?"
"yeah, but where are we going to find such a game"
"RADIATOR FACE!"

by kirk lizard 5 December 30, 2008

Radiator Gang

Group of socially awkward kids in high school that are outcast-ed from all the tables and are forced to sit on the large radiators in the cafeteria. Observations and studies show they have befriended each other and have some sort of hierarchy. The Radiators are the lowest level on the social scale of high school.

Radiator Ringleader: Radiator Gang, HO!

by Billybob-Joebob June 21, 2010

radiator knob

A radiator knob occurs when a man lathers his gentleman fluid on a cold radiator then turns it on to full. He then invites his baby craving wife into the room who's urge for a baby is so great that she strips and try to catch the evaporating semen vapours with her minge hopefully not singeing her lips on the flaming hot radiator.

"oi love, you want a baby so bad? wrap your tuna tunnel round my radiator!"

"my husband left me after the radiator knob incident"

a true part of Lisa kudrows day to day life!

by jobby worker July 20, 2009