pocatello cello

An act as you stand behind your partner with one hand on the neck, reaching around and strumming the junk as if you are playing a cello...with a 2# tater stuffed up their ass

Man, my fingers are tired from playing Bach on the Pocatello cello last night.

You think your fingers are tired? My asshole made mashed taters and gravy from that concert.

by MasterBlaster7 September 30, 2022

Pocatello cello

Grab your partner by the neck, then reach over with your free hand and play with their junk as if plucking a cello...while having a 2 lb potato stuffed up their ass.

Cellist: Man my fingers are tired from playing that Bach concerto on the Pocatello cello last night!

Cello: Your hands are tired? How you think my asshole feels after shitting out 2 1/2 lbs of taters and gravy?

by MasterBlaster7 October 4, 2022

Pyrate Punx

A group of 'punks' that fancy themselves above others, to spite their smoke screen outreach activities. In actuality this group blindly follows low hanging fruit dog whistles by whatever pretty pin cushion face that comes along, not caring to gather the full story before allowing themselves to be whipped up into a frenzy threatening direct violence against others (because acting responsibly in light of serious accusations, or taking a stance against people minimizing actual victims by misusing words leading to said actual victims to not be taken seriously is too hard for these brain dead douche nuggets). To these self described paragons of basic civil respect and self responsibility the wrongfully accused are equally as guilty as the actually guilty. They play their silly games, and wear pathetic patches to feel all growed up. But as long as they associate with known alcoholics, who have a history of psychosis, brain swelling, and false accusations, which could easily be proven as fabrications to suit their image (or used to file paperwork with the courts that basically consist of "CHECK ALL THE THINGS!!!" like its their own personal army only to get pissy when the judge, sorry judges... because they have done this multiple times to multiple people across years, sees right through their bullshit and drops the case) while barely able to keep a straight narrative, there is no 'chapter' that should be taken seriously. This is doubly true for any band that associates with them

Person 1: do you know about the pyrate punx?

Person 2: you mean how they dont have any integrity, and are perfectly fine being blatant hypocrites? Yeah, its best to just avoid those punk cosplay posers like the plague.

by PyratePunxPromotePhakePhonies January 12, 2025

Pocatello Dirt

Blown in from somewhere else. Like the people. Not from the area, but tied to it. Chief Pocatello himself called it "wandering earth." It tied his people to the land. later, the European settlers found it hard to leave. It's the reason Pocatello gets into your sole. Like the dirt, you're not from here, but you are meant to be here.

Don't leave town without taking some Pocatello Dirt! Otherwise, You'll be back

by Idaho Legend August 6, 2025

pyrate

pyrate (a.k.a ronzo) is the most famous in fife. pulls plenty burds and shags awcunts maws
blew up on tiktok for being a goff twink and gets mad play (from fat bitches. no torta, no mi importa.)

"yooooooo yk pyrate?" "aw aye isnt that the sexy tiktok cunt?"

by HoEs._.MaD October 21, 2025