fuck puppet

A fuck puppet is something that you use when you dont have a partner to have sex with. Examples:
Female fuck puppets doorknob, broomstick, cleverly shaped hand, hairbrush, pencil, phone antenna, lightbulb, spatula, fork, safety scissors (perfect if u want a BETTER orgasm)

Male fuck puppets coffee cup, apple pie, canoli, pencil sharpener (for the less fortunate), carton of milk

As you can see, woman have a wider variety of fuck puppets. Make sure to try a fuck puppet!!

Julie used a fuck puppet after having sex with Dominic because he could not provide an orgasm.

by Stephdizzle August 22, 2004

puppet fuck

The art of fucking a puppet. This goes both ways in and out and may result in a relationship. This sort of fuck puts you above a stupid fuck but just below the definition of a cluster fuck.

Danny is a puppet fuck, because she uses her smile to get around things.

by shadowscats November 19, 2014

Fuck puppet

Anyone who allows others to walk a lover them,disrespect them, and has such low confidence they are aware of this and repeatedly make the same mistake.

I used to be your fuck puppet, now it seems your mine.

by Lucinda Belle 444 November 26, 2015