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Puddle

A word that really means, "sperm pool". Something a man creates, or a really WEIRD woman makes.
Nice puddle there, Adrian.
by Myst November 15, 2004
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puddlely

When there are large amounts of puddles on the ground.

Not to be confused with Puddly or a small pool of water.
Alex: "It rained a lot last night!"

Jared: "Now it's all puddlely!"
by Chillarity October 13, 2011
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Puddled

LSD crystal is almost always diluted into liquid before consumption. For ease of distribution, the liquid is put into dropper bottles. One drop is measured out to be one dose when making the liquid.

In a dropper bottle, the glass dropper tube can hold dozens of drops at a time. The doser carefully squeezes the dropper bulb so that it only pushes the desired dosage out of the tip, say 1-5 drops.

LSD liquid is often dropped onto or under a persons tongue. People can feel the drop in their mouth but just barely.

Puddling is when the doser does a forceful squeeze of the dropper bulb which results in the dosee getting a larger than normal amount of liquid in their mouth, which looks and feels like a puddle.

Sometimes it’s intended sometimes it’s not.
Jason got puddled yesterday by some guy gifting doses

I got puddled at the festival last night and ended up bathing in the golden light on the hilltop all night instead of dancing.
by Take-One August 13, 2019
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puddled

Unintentional recipient of copious amounts of Lysergic Acid Diethylamide - 25
Woahhh! I've been puddled - I've only a three-foot square sight of focused vision - everything else is blurry... That "water" I felt land on my back and neck in the show earlier was obviously something far more potent.
by BlackHeart14 February 10, 2015
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The Puddle

Title given to someone who is drunk to the point of being on the floor. The person incoherent and unable to communicate with anyone else. The only way to relinquish the title from ones self is for someone else to be drunk enough to earn the title. That person will then be deemed 'The Puddle'.
Dude, that Bob Reddy was liquid last night. He truly was 'The Puddle'!
by Tank Abbott May 23, 2011
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Puddle

A girl who is so worn out (sexually) that when you have sex with her it feels like stirring a puddle with your penis.
Guy 1: How was she in bed?
Guy 2: Not worth it, she's a total puddle
by dankDefine November 9, 2017
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Puddle

Someone (mainly female) who has such small tits that when they lay in the rain, they collect water.
Abby has no tits,She a puddle!
by Robert IV September 2, 2022
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