Ubiquitous Porcupine

A person who is always around, usually with spiky hair-hence the porcupine. Every corner, every hallway. There is no escaping the uncomfortable eye contact and awkward conversation intrusions. Wherever you go, there will always be a ubiquitous porcupine that you will never escape from.

They tiptoed the hallways in fear of a run-in with the ubiquitous porcupine.

by Ayes for Days May 27, 2016

Ubiquitous

Present, appearing, or found everywhere.

His ubiquitous influence was felt by all the family.

by F10986 March 4, 2019

Ubiquitous

Someone who is an ALPHA. A ALPHA that doesn’t tolerate disrespectfulness.

Oh wow thats extremely ubiquitous.

by Lump stunch November 25, 2021

Ubiquitous fertility management

A term invented by John Kerry and/or Bill Gates to denote 'non white population control'.

According to Kerry and Gates by the mid 21st century there's supposed to be more people in Africa than China and India combined. So they're proposing something called ubiquitous fertility management. I don't know 😕 🤷 why they're doing this.

by Crazy Uncle Dimma November 25, 2022