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Prowler Flu 

Vomiting, nausea, fainting, body-aches and/or upper-respiratory distress associated with the activity of pushing, pulling, or towing a Prowler (large metal sled-type object used for sports conditioning exercises).
The Prowler Flu got that chick after her fifth set of sprints with the Prowler.
Prowler Flu by ironwordchef December 21, 2009

Prowler Unit 

Officer 1: What is all this

Officer 2: A traffic stop from hell
Officer 2: A Prowler Unit pulls this guys over, finds a trunk fulled with hardware like you wouldn’t believe.
Officer 2: They lose it, bullets start flying and they snatch up the guns from one of the cops. Hit the high ground and make their stand.

Officer 1: And the officer?

Officer 2: Up there, still alive we think but who knows for how long. We’ll keep him busy if you can find a way up there.
Prowler Unit by A yank January 29, 2022

playground prowler 

The playground prowler stalks his child prey at the playground.
playground prowler by pballa182 April 29, 2006

Growler Prowler 

A dirty sex hungry person who lurks in the shadows of night clubs/bars, hunting for female growlers to make their play things.

A person who will try anything to get up close and personal with a female growler.

A chaser of the pink taco.

A hunter of the hairy axe wound.
"Hey look at that creep by the female toilets, they look like a real Growler Prowler"
Growler Prowler by KNIGHTofSIN September 27, 2013

Party Prowler 

That perv who hangs around parties waiting to make advances on people who are too drunk to defend themselves. Or steal a purse or just take a really nice jacket.
When Karen saw that Mark, the Party Prowler from her dorm, was at the Tri-Delt party she made sure to hold onto her purse and keep an eye on her friends.

That guy across the hall is a total party prowler and that's why we don't host house parties anymore.

pittston prowler

When a man hides in an outhouse to watch you take a growler.

The 49-year-old Pittston man is charged again – this time in federal court – with climbing into a pit toilet in the White Mountain National Forest.

Authorities say a 9-year-old boy saw Moody climbing out of a toilet at the Hastings Campground on Memorial Day and two other witnesses saw him walk away from the outhouse. The campground is about three miles south of Gilead, just east of the New Hampshire border.
Gary said he loves to get his pittston prowler on when he's camping in New England.
pittston prowler by grizza78 September 2, 2009