protosexual

When someone is sexually attracted to new things.

Bryant loves to play with his new MacBook pro-2016.
Matthew moans for new born children.
Jason masturbates while staring at his newly grown fingernails.
Beatrice Eagerly awaits for new Kickstarter campaigns to start just so that they can fulfil her sexual desires.
All of these people are protosexual.

by HORNYGREENMAN February 21, 2017

67 Protons

Basically, a girl wth 67 protons is a Ho. It can be used in discreet ways.

This refers to the 67th element on the Periodic Table of the Elements (holmium) which has the short form of Ho.

Person1: Hey look at Carley over there.
Person2: Now there's a girl with 67 protons.
Carly: Hey you guys. What are you talking about?
Person1: Chemistry

by $e9a November 16, 2009

probossibly

a mixture of probably and possibly
quite useful

guy 1 : "are you going out tonight?"
guy 2 : "probossibly"

by bobog September 16, 2004

protosong

Noun. In music a “protosong” is an early version of a song. As opposed to the traditional "demo version,” a protosong is less a demonstration of a already composed song and more the seed that grows into a particular track.

I was listening to the protosong of The Stooges' "I Wanna Be Your Dog." It had the riff and chord progression, and Iggy yelped the chorus; still, you could hear all the basics.

by Sam_R. July 18, 2022

Protosstitute

A protitute who also happens to be of the race known as Protoss from the Starcraft series.

"So I picked up this protosstitute and the next thing I know I have genital warts.

by Foggy Gentlemen June 11, 2006

protosite

A fully functional website that seems to represent an existing commercial or nonprofit (.com / .org, et al) entity, but was actually launched in advance of the existence of said entity.

Could be complete hot air, sell-the-sizzle, not-the-steak, or could be a legitimate proposal device.

Typically developed if the developer is trying to set in motion a business, nonprofit, or some self-indulgent pointless scheme, needs to show investors or other participants how the concept may be represented on the Web.

At the time of this submission: Preliminary model business proposal website, a protosite: www.CalypsoCo.com.

by SemiFrost August 14, 2011

Protosexual

Protosexuality is where you clone yourself, get yourself or your clone to get a sex change, and then have sex with the clone.

Guy 1: Go fuck yourself!
Guy 2: Give me a clone and a sex change and I will!
Guy 1: What the hell are you?! Gay?!
Guy 2: No, a protosexual and I am proud!

by Hlasd October 15, 2010