profanity

A linguistic crutch for the inarticulate motherfucker.

Why the fuck you gotta be using all that goddamned profanity all the time, you piece of shit?

by umanor November 19, 2010

Pronicity

That act of being so good at a video game, that your actions or skills are close to that of a professional player of that video game.

"Hey dude, that was an amazing clutch!"
"Ya, it's from my general pronicity."

by xLegendarY May 17, 2009

cranial rectal proximity syndrome

corporate-speak or PC phrase to describe someone who's got their head stuck squarely up their ass.

Not sure what's going on with Joe today - he's acting like a real jerk. Maybe he's suffering from cranial rectal proximity syndrome

by Annakaleia September 30, 2011

Watch yo profanity

what you say when someone cusses and you want to act cool so you say watch yo profanity
can be used as joke when someone says words that aren't swear words
example: Bob - "Dang it, I lost."

Joe - "Watch yo profanity!"

"shit i got a bad grade"
"WATCH YO PROFANITY"

by Angelica Schuyler da Beast June 14, 2018

Proximity Obsession

Compulsive preoccupation with a fixed idea, feeling or emotion, often accompanied by symptoms of anxiety when close to a given person or thing.

1. When a guy talks to a waitress at a bar and she asks him what he would like to drink, that guy then has a proximity obsession and thinks he has a chance to score because she talked to him. 2. A wanting for an item that is within your immediate vicinity but you had no desire or wanting for it otherwise.

by Brad Humphrey March 25, 2006

Profamity

Profanity that is altered to become family friendly, or politically correct.

Adam: "Holy shit this is good meat!"
Matt: Now Adam, that is not profamity, we are in public."
Adam: *thinks*
Adam: "Holy Crow this is good meat!!"

by Goteem1993 October 23, 2019

Blue Cloud of Profanity

A "blue cloud" is a dangerous area effect resulting from rapid, sustained utterances of profanity. Those in the area of effect experience either anxiety or elation depending on their idiosyncracies. Often encountered at truck stops or in the homes of desperate housewives. See also "turn the air blue".

If this therapist dislikes profanity, it won't work for us, because there'll be a blue cloud of profanity in the room.

by Baalorian October 11, 2015